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"I was wrong. This meeting is still boring."
Brainstorm Ideas why meeting should be over
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."
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'Slap me when he's done. I'm putting myself into a self-induced coma.'
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'
AGM - Just keep it boring.
'If I have to be at these boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'
'If I have to be at those boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'
"Would anyone like to hear about my bathroom extension?"
Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.
I survived another Monday morning meeting. Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
"Does anyone have any questions? Don't be shy...anyone? Come on folks!"
Welcome to our meeting!
'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'
"Even if these meetings do last an eternity, we'll continue to refer to this report as 'the minutes'."
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"I like to come prepared for meetings."
'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'
"My ringtone sounds like snoring, so I can keep my phone on during these meetings."
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'You left the annual report meeting early, too, huh?
'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'
Meeting with pillows provided
'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'
People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!