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A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, arrested, locked up, incarceration, imprisoned, delay, delays, delaying, avoiding, avoidance, putting off, inevitable, distracting, distraction, distractions, unsuccessful, procrastination, procrastinating, stalling
"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
Tags:deadline, deadlines, paperwork, due date, due dates, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, lazy, laziness, chronological order, shirk, shirking, irresponsible, irresponsibility, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, businessperson, business people, modern life, modern attitudes, fail, failed, failing
A deadline comes to chew up a worker.
Tags:deadline, deadlines, stress, stresses, stressful, worker, workers, working, job, jobs, career, careers, conveyor belt, conveyor belts, under the gun, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, put off, putting off, gear, gears, cog, cogs, cog in a machine, cogs in a machine, cog in the machine, cogs in the machine, modern life, modern times, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, cubicle, cubicles, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, stress, stressor, stressors, cope, copes, coping
"For the last time - don't call me when I'm pretending to work."
"We were too busy ignoring the warning signs to pay attention to the projected disaster."
Tags:risk, risk averse, risk aversion, avoid, avoiding, avoiding risk, avoid risk, warning sign, warning, warnings, warning signs, projected, projection, projections, disaster, business collapse, business failure, meeting, meetings, board, board meeting, boardroom, exec, execs, management, manager, managers, executive, executives, failure, fail, failed, disaster, ignorance, inaction, passive, passivity, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, procrastinates
"It's not really watching TV if I watch it online."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, slacking off, slacking, watch, watching, on the clock, on the job, television, show, shows, online
Creation: The True Story
"You're on our 'to do' list."
Tags:couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, companion, companions, plan, planned, planning, plans, to do, to do list, to-do, to-do list, lists, productivity, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, catch up, catch-up, swinging, schedule, schedules, visit, visiting, visits, modern, modern life, modern world, busy, poly, polyamory, poly-amorous
The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.
Tags:wake, wakes, waking, wake up, wakes up, waking up, cubist, cubists, cubism, inspiration, inspirations, idea, ideas, relax, relaxes, relaxing, relaxation, work from home, works from home, working from home, startle, startles, startling, nap, naps, napping, nap time, artist, artists, artistry, creative, creativity, creative process, creative processes, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination
"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."
Tags:building, buildings, skyscraper, skyscrapers, office building, office buildings, plan, plans, blueprint, blueprints, architect, architects, architecture, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, start out, starts out, starting out, beginning, beginnings, new beginning, new beginnings, start, starts, starting, long term project, long term projects, project, projects, procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, builder, builders, construction worker, construction workers
"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."
Tags:office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, worker, workers, white collar, job, jobs, desk jockey, desk jockeys, cubicle, cubicles, corner office, corner offices, skive, skives, skiving, do-nothing, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, screw around, screwing around, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness
"I make sure I spend six hours a day in front of my typewriter whether I have any ideas or not."
Tags:typewriter, typewriters, typewriting, writer's block, writers block, author, authors, writer, writers, writing, tip, tips, trick, tricks, idea, ideas, inspiration, inspirations, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, thought, thoughts
"I've made a decision, Pauline, We're putting everything off till tomorrow."
Tags:executive, executives, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, decision, decisions, receptionist, receptionists, executive decision, executive decisions, secretary, secretaries
E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'
"Do you mean am I busy busy?"
Tags:doodle, doodling, time wasting, time waster, time wasters, waste of time, busy, busyness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, lie, lying, liar, liars, excuse, excuses, making excuses, procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators, drawing in condensation, condensation
"I spent my whole day planning my day."
"I'll get those profit margin estimates to you as soon as I'm done with this paperwork."
Tags:unprofessional, lazy, laziness, shirking, shirker, shirkers, incompetent, incompetence, paper plane, paper planes, paper airplane, plane airplanes, paper aeroplane, aeroplanes, folding paper, paperwork, accountant, accountants, accountancy, accounting, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators
"Sharp pencils, clean paper, good light, comfortable chair, hot coffee, warm room... ready to work... perhaps the room is too warm..."
"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
Tags:water cooler, water coolers, stall, stalls, stalling, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, break room, break rooms, breakroom, breakrooms, lunch break, lunch breaks, long lunch break, long lunch breaks, waste time, wasting time, loiter, loiters, loitering, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, linger, lingers, lingering, caught, rebuke, rebukes, sarcastic, sarcasm
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about.
Tags:lunch break, lunch breaks, skive, skives, skiving, worry, worries, worrying, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, worker, workers, daily grind, daily grinds, office drone, office drones, drone, drones, impatient, impatience, inbox, inboxes, outbox, outboxes, put off, puts off, putting off, listless, depressed, depression, workday, workdays, average day, average days, everyday, office worker, office workers, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs
"Let's talk about it in the morning."
Tags:stabbed, stabbing, stabbings, stabbed in the back, argument, arguments, procrastination, procrastinating, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, unde rreact, under reaction, under reacting, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, sharing a bed, sleeping together, living together
"Hey, can I call you right back in two weeks?"
Tags:procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastinates, procrastinated, exec, executive, executives, word play, word-play, play on words, businessmen, business man, office work, desk job, phone, phonecall, call back, call you back, postpone, postponed, postpones, management, manager, managers, managerial, put off, putting it off, put it off, workload, work load, busy, busier, busier and busier, backlog, back log, piling up, pile up, big business
"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."
Tags:office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, cat toy, cat toys, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, ball of string, ball of yarn, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies