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A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.
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"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
Tags:deadline, deadlines, paperwork, due date, due dates, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, lazy, laziness, chronological order, shirk, shirking, irresponsible, irresponsibility, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, businessperson, business people, modern life, modern attitudes, fail, failed, failing
A deadline comes to chew up a worker.
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"I would have gone on a run."
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"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."
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"For the last time - don't call me when I'm pretending to work."
"We were too busy ignoring the warning signs to pay attention to the projected disaster."
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"It's not really watching TV if I watch it online."
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Creation: The True Story
The four housemen of procrastination
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"You're on our 'to do' list."
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The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.
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"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."
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"I make sure I spend six hours a day in front of my typewriter whether I have any ideas or not."
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"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."
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"I've made a decision, Pauline, We're putting everything off till tomorrow."
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E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'
"Do you mean am I busy busy?"
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"I'm saving all my work till they force me to do it."
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"I spent my whole day planning my day."
"I'll get those profit margin estimates to you as soon as I'm done with this paperwork."
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"Sharp pencils, clean paper, good light, comfortable chair, hot coffee, warm room... ready to work... perhaps the room is too warm..."
"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
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'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'