Bank Statements Cartoons and Comics

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."

"Well, your computer here may say I'm overdrawn, but my computer at home says I have oodles of money, so what do you say we split the difference?"

"How long do we have to keep statements from banks that don't exist anymore?"

'I'll need to see a financial statement before you can order.'

'The bank enclosed a sympathy card with our statement.'

"Are the stores still open? We're underdrawn."

'I love my shredder, they're great for bills, too.'

'According to this bank statement, you can stop worrying. We're out of money to run out of.'

'The market has been good to us. This is the third consecutive month that we broke even.'

"It was peaceful - I read him his last bank statement and he drifted away."

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

'Regarding your e-mailed statements for my retirement account - all this time I thought 'lol' meant 'lots of loot'!'

'Look like our bank statement is not making much of a statement.'

'You left the annual report meeting early, too, huh?

Worrying over the large number of bills to pay.

'The paper shredder would have kept your old bank details just as secure, darling!'

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

Bank Statement - Lock up your wife.

'It was love at first sight - he showed me his bank statements!'

'If money doesn't grown on trees why do banks have so many branches?'

'According to our bank statement, they're broke.'

'Our bank statement is the naked horror! What we need is a credit card that will bite us snd run away if we're going to overdraw the account!'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'Don't think of it as being overdrawn. Think of it as being under-deposited.'