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'Getting here on time every morning, and never have a day off sick, just isn't good enough Moulding! How are you ever going to get through all the stuff I keep piling on top of you if you don't work through your lunch-break as well?'
"Hi Ho, Hi Ho. . . It's back to sleep I go."
'It's our latest caseload management system. . . we just keep adding files until he falls over!'
'It's amazing, you've been here 8 hours and haven't set off the motion detector I set up in your work area.'
'Accounting has calculated how much we've paid you compared to how much work you've done. You owe the company $53, 972.'
'The only part of the job I don't like is that they celebrate 'bring yourself to work day' five times a week.'
'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'
'According to my sources, you spent 12 minutes in the bathroom. Your pay will be docked accordingly.'
'The company laid off 20,000 of its emplyees. How would you feel about a 168 hour work week?'
It makes me MAD when people think we've nothing better to do than churn out pointless protocols...
"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."
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'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'
'What's this nonsense about you not having enough time to go to the toilet?'
Our new business plan is the same as our old business plan but it has to be done with a smaller workforce.
'Don't worry about the workload. The boss upgraded the computer.'
'Are you really as busy as you look, or just confused?'
"Three more got laid off today."
"Oh, great! It's my birthday, and he's giving me MORE work!"
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"Management were worried about our workloads, so they've reduced them...to zero!"
"If time is money, are we going to be spent?"
"Staff shortages and increased workloads means all leave has been cancelled...but as compensation we are being offered enhanced toilet breaks!"
"I know how much you love your work and the great news is that now you can do twice as much of it!"
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"Hayward and his whole deal have just been dumped in my lap."
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"Planning, when do I have time for that, I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning!"
"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."