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Health Club: For Regular People
"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."
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'Sport and politics definitely shouldn't mix!'
Man walks dog using treadmill.
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'It allows you to run every day, rain or shine. Even if it breaks down, just call us ? we'll give you the runaround.'
'Hold the elevator!'
'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'
'If I have to be at these boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'
Boss has workers on running machines.
'If I have to be at those boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'
Fast Food Dieter
Carrot in front of the donkey workout.
'I see the marching season's over for the year.'
Woman on running machine next to a cake.
Man tries to enter fitness center through a treadmill entrance.
'That is so uncool. Everyone knows that you wipe off your slime when you're done with the machine.'
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Don't Tread on Me
"Harder, you fat git, or you'll never lose that ugly gut and those ridiculous man boobs!"
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"And talk about lazy."
"... and over here, you can set the level of decline based on your age."
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Running machine with pothole.
"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."
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"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."
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