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'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'
"That's all very nice, Jefferson, but do you have any other new business?"
"Markets reacted to the news by edging aside kind of awkwardly and then pretending to take a phone call."
"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."
"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark
'Today the dollar fell against all currencies with strange sounding names.'
"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."
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'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'
'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'
'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'
'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'
Quarterly Report with Backup Singers
Today stocks fell on news that no one really has a clue why stocks rise and fall.
'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'
'I think my dad's favorite team is the 'the bulls'.'
'As you can see here our downward trend exceeded even the expectations of the people who make our graphs.'
"Gold prices fell. I guess we're not worth that much today."
'Stocks rebounded from the downturn on news that what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.'
Some good economic news today...the dollar gained against the value of the quarter, dime and nickel.
Day of the Living Quarterly Report Accountants.
"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."
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'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'
"Today stocks rebounded from the downturn on news that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
"This is super. I asked for super-duper."
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'Then...we went back and identified moments that cried out for a song.'