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"I think we should be other people."
"We should never have committed binary fission!"
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"Please, George...not here!"
Tags:split, splits, splitting, split up, splits up, splitting up, cell division, cell divisions, microscopes, microscopic, microscopic organism, microscopic organism, asexual, reproduce, reproduces, reproducing, reproduction, microbiology, microbiologist, microbiologists, cell, cells, inappropriate, pda, public display of affection, public displays of affection, shy, shyness, voyeur, voyeurs, voyeurism, biology, biology teacher, biology teachers, biologist, biologists, professor, professors
When Cells Divide
Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.
Tags:first dates, restaurant bills, bacterias, microbiologist, microbiologists, asexual reproduction, expensive date, expensive dates, first date, restaurant bill, paying the bill, boyfriend, gentleman, bacteria, bacterium, cell division, binary fission, biology, micro-biology, microorganism, microorganisms
Harry has the little talk about the birds and the bees.
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'Look on the bright side. With only one cell, how much can go wrong?'
Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.
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Leisure time for chromosomes.
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P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis
Bacteria speaks on cellular phone,'Marty, I'm just about to divide, so I can't make it for lunch. Both of us will get back to you.'
"I suppose this is goodbye."
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Tags:divorced, divorce divorces, divorcee, divorcee, divorcing, separated, separate, separates, separating, relationship status, relationship statuses, relationship difficulties, relationship issues, marriage issues, marriage difficulties, marriage breakdown, relationship breakdown, cell division, mitosis, cell, cells, biology, biologist, biolgists, biology teacher, biology teachers, science, science teacher, science teachers
The Joy of Cell Division
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Tags:microbe, management, bacteria, microorganism, science, micro-manager, particles, micromanager, micromanagers, micromanaging, micro-manager, micro-managers, micro-managing, cell division, microorganisms, microbiology, microbiologist, microbiologists, division, divisions, cell division, cell divisions
'...Well yes, technically I am a single cell organism...'
The cellular phone.
"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."
"Mom, what is binary fission?"
"What the heck!! These cells aren't dividing, they seem to be moving closer together??"