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'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'
'That's probably not a good sign.'
"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
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A man peeks through a fence at an arc
"Hi, my name is Noah! Is your ark for sale?"
"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"
"Well, Noah - I warned you about allowing the woodworm onboard!"
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'Ha, water from the sky indeed. What's next, I wonder? Colors in the sky in the shape of an arc? This guy's a real whack job."
"Does this mean we're gay?"
Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise
"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."
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"Well, does the word 'antediluvian' mean any to you?"
'They say they are a pair of bureaucrats who are just as important to the planet as any other life form.'
'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'
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"Noah, the unicorns are stirring up trouble again blaming the flood on global warming."
"How much for a cruise for 40 days and 40 nights?"
"He tells me to build an arch, and so I do, but I just can't see how it's going to help in all this rain."
"I know he said two of each, but I'm telling you bring back three of each and I'll fire up the grill."
"I said an ark, Noah - build an ARK in the desert!"
"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."
"So we left a little early...who's gonna notice?"
"I have it on good authority and I'm telling you, as crazy as it sounds, there's 40 days of this stuff coming..."
'What's the matter with you boys? You can't even read a blueprint.'