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"They gave me the same number as my Swiss bank account."
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"When life gives you lemons, make a lemon-rind shiv."
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'I started out in creative writing, began dabbling a bit in creative finance and accounting, and before I knew it, wound up here!'
"Give him a chance, I say. I mean what the hell is a hundred days?"
"No, thanks. Reading is my escape."
"All I did was shift one lousy decimal point."
"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,
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'My lawyer got me a suspended sentence.'
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'Instead of trying to find the perfect cell mate, try being the perfect cell mate.'
"Can you keep a huge secret? I was guilty."
"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"
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'I'm 364720181, but you can just call me 36.'
"Would a little cuddling kill you?"
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'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'
'Yeah, I had a lot of nicknames in school...but luckily all those people are dead now.'
“I’d lose the dress.”
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'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'
"Blood bank robbery...you?"
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"I don't have time to talk right now, but you can always find e on Facebook."
"Keeping track of how long you've been here?"
Andy somehow becomes incarcerated with an archaeologist-turned convicted felon.
"Been here very long?"
Prisoners remove part of prison wall, use it for playing chess.
"Man every time I feel sorry for myself for being a prisoner I just look over at you and thank my lucky stars I don't have is bad as you!"
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