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"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."
Tags:science, pets, consumerism, bargain, bargains, bargain price, bargain prices, genetics, genes, amoeba, amoebas, pet, new pet, new pets, walk, walks, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, exercise, exercises, exercising, neighborhood walk, neighbourhood walks, ugly, ugly pet, ugly pets, microbiologist, microbiologists, microbiology, mankoff
Cycles of evolution and destruction
Tags:evolution, evolve, evolving, evolved, theory of evolution, amoeba, fish, reptile, reptiles, dinosaur, dinosaurs, dino, dinos, mass extinction, mass extinction event, extinction of the dinosaurs, mammal, mammals, human evolution, human, humans, humanity, war, wars, destruction, destroy, world war, world wars, bomb, bombs, nuclear apocalypse, cylce, cycles, life cycle, life cycles
"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
Tags:god, creator, creators, divine creator, divine creators, animal kingdom, design, designs, designer, designers, artist, artists, artistic, artistry, artistic statement, artistic statements, production design, production designer, production designers, director, directors, fickle, wild animal, wild animals, grand design, production assistant, production assistants, angel, angels, creation, stripes, spots, zebra, zebras, giraffe, giraffes, lion, lions, elephant, elephants, amoeba, amoebae, indecisive, indecision
"We should never have committed binary fission!"
Tags:marriages, couple, couples, relationships, long-term relationships, long term relationships, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, husband and wives, cohabit, co-habit, cohabitation, co-habitation, living togther, wedding, weddings, matrimony, amoeba, amoebas, asexual, amoeboid, cell, cells, organism, organisms, binary fission, cell division, dna replication, paramoecium, complain, complaining, argue, arguing, domestic, domesticity, domestic argument, gender issues, gender inequality, misogyny
An amoeba is showing his friends his new Plasma TV - 'Hey fellas, check out my new 55 micron plasma!'
'Well it's obvious when we went through mitosis, the brain went to my side!'
An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba
'C'mon, Baby - we'll make beautiful mucous together!'
Early Life Forms.
'You should see that microphotograph of me - with those false colors, I never looked better.'
"You could call it cilia. I prefer to think of it as designer stubble."
Tags:paramecium, amoeba, protozoans, biologist, biologists, microorganism, microorganisms, micro-organism, micro-organisms, protozoan, paramecia, paramoecium, cilia, biology, mid-life crisis, stubble, designer stubble, unicellular ciliates, scientist, scientists, mid life crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crises
"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"
A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?
"You're wasting your time. I'm asexual."
'Look on the bright side. With only one cell, how much can go wrong?'
'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'
Harry has the little talk about the birds and the bees.
Tags:amoeba, amoebas, reproduction, asexual, microbe, microbes, microscopic organism, microscopic organisms, cell division, cell divisions, biology, microbiology, microbiologist, microbiologists, birds and the bees, biology teacher, biology teachers, microorganism, microorganisms, micro-organism, micro-organisms
Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.
Tags:paisley, pattern, patterns, garment, garments, virus, viruses, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, kill, kills, killer, killers, cell, cells, floral print, floral prints, print shirt, print shirts, takeover, takeovers, taking over, bacteria, bacterium, amoeba, amoebas, cell division, microbiology, microbiologist, microbiologists, tacky, tackiness, print, prints
P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis
"Are you talking to amoeba?"
Tags:amoeba, amoebae, amoebas, bacteria, bacterial, life, cell, cells, single-celled, single-celled organism, single-celled organisms, movie quote, movie quotes, film quote, film quotes, parody, parodies, mirror, mirrors, bathroom mirror, bathroom mirrors, talk to yourself, talking to yourself, motivation, motivations, playacting, play-acting
The beginning is near.
'In the beginning, Biophase Gentics Inc created us.'
Tags:dna, recombinant dna, recombinant, recombinants, company, amoeba, sci fi, amoebas, hybrid, hybrids, human-animal, human-animals, recombine, recombines, recombining, recombination, recombinations, president, presidents, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, genetic modification, genetically modified, gene, genes, gene therapy
"Never mind what an amoeba eats - how does an amoeba eat.?"
"A -Sex? I can take it or leave it..."