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"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."
An amoeba is showing his friends his new Plasma TV - 'Hey fellas, check out my new 55 micron plasma!'
"You're right...it is waving back!"
Harry has the little talk about the birds and the bees.
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A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.
'I think we should get flu shots this year.'
"Well, son, I'm proud of you. Getting your fifty centimetre swimming certificate is some achievement."
"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."
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"Can you believe him? He couldn't break up with me face to face. Oh, no...he had to text me!"
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'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'
Nano Tech Support
'Look...this place is a health hazard!'
Stay away from him, he's a bad bug. He makes people sick!
"I'm hoping to turn flesh eating bacteria into vegans."
"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."
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"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."
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'What are YOU looking at?'
"Its not going to be easy t game the microbes in your intestines for the need to embezzle large sums of money."
"They claim to have more helpful gut bacteria than any other palace in town."
'What do you want to be when you grow up?'
"Never mind what an amoeba eats - how does an amoeba eat.?"
"Welcome to the Phytoplankton Club. The first rule of Phytoplankton Club is: you do not talk about Phytoplankton Club..."
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'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'