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Oh, how the Pickney bird twins longed for a world without idioms,
"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"
Tags:monkey, monkeys, ape, ampes, chimp, chimps, giraffe, giraffes, elephant, elephants, ark, arks, noah, bible, bibles, story, stories, rain, rains, rainy, raining, storm, storms, stormy, pair, pairs, two by two, ship, ships, boat, boats, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, cruise, cruises, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Single!" "Single!" "Single!" "Wait! I'll get my son!"
Tags:sport, sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, ski lift, ski lifts, chairlift, chairlifts, ski resort, ski resorts, pair, pairs, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, love, dating, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorette, bachelorettes, line, lines, lining up, lineup, lineups, queue, queue, queuing, pairing off, partner, partners, setting up, matchmaking, matchmaker, matchmakers, wordplay, word play
"I tried to get just two ants."
"This is Amanda, everybody—of David and Amanda."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, always together, attached at the hip, joined at the hip, annoying couple, annoying couples, pair, pairs, partner, partners, introductions, introducing, party, parties
"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."
'Doubles are easy. When they serve, just charge the net.'
Tags:tennis, player, players, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, serve, serves, serving, service, services, double, doubles, partner, partners, charge, charges, charging, charged, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidated, pair, pairs, paired, pairing, pairings, team sport, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'
Tags:angel, angels, devil, devils, temperature, temperatures, thermostat, thermostats, heat, heats, heating, heated, cold, colds, coldness, couple, couples, pair, pairs, partner, partners, mess, messes, messing, fiddle, fiddles, fiddled, alter, alters, altering, altered, change, changes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Women's Synchronized Peeing
Tags:women, woman, washroom, washrooms, restroom, restrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, loo, toilet, toilets, women's room, going to the toilet, going to the washroom, going to the bathroom, going to the restroom, going to the women's room, ladies room, going to the ladies room, pair, pairs, group, groups, together, never alone, synchronised, synchronized, synchronised swimming, synchronized swimming, in sync, stereotype, stereotypes, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out
"What wine goes best with vodka?"
'What the hell! It's close enough.'
The Complete Cycle.
A long line of animals wait for a pair of snails to slowly board Noah's Ark.
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, great flood, flood, flooding, animal, animals, pair, pairs, snail, snails, slow, holding up the line, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, traffic jam, congestion, bottle neck, waiting
"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, animal, animals, pair, pairs, two, twos, one, ones, single, singles, cutting costs, cheap, frugal, saving money, money, finances, cheapskate, cheapskates, recession, economy, bad idea, bad ideas, mistake, mistakes, business, office, offices, office life, company, companies, corporation, corporations, manager, managers, executive, executives, boss, bosses, reproduction
Please adjust your set.
"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, big boat, big boats, large boat, large boats, animal, animals, pairs, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, rain, raining, rainy, tropical storm, tropical storms, hurricane, hurricanes, cyclone, cyclones, typhoon, typhoons, natural disaster, natural disasters, flood, flooding great flood, downgraded, silly, feel silly, prepared, emergency preparedness, prepared for an emergency, preparing for an emergency, emergency, emergencies, disaster, disasters, safety, safety precaution, safety precautions, evacuating, evacuation, evacuations
"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, animal, animals, pair, pairs, fox, foxes, couple, couples, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, pressure, salesman, salesmen, selling, renting, rental, rentals, buying a home, buying a house, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, home, home, house, houses, closing
The creation of the duck billed platypus.
"The lions insisted."
'Sorry, but we're looking for more diversity.'
"The other one's on the ground in Afghanistan."
Tags:boots on the ground, afghanistan, war in afghanistan, afghan, surge, surges, troop surge, troop surges, war, wars, fight, fights, fighting, endless war, endless wars, old lady who lived in a shoe, pair, pairs, boot, boots, ground fighter, ground fighters, ground fighting, old lady, old ladies, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, animal, animals, pair, pairs, two, twos, twofer, twofers, entertainment, event, events, concert, concerts, sport, sports, game, games, ticket, tickets, scalping, scalper, scalpers, two for one, 2 for 1, buy one get one, bogo, retail
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, sport, sports, tennis, player, players, playing, pairs, doubles, serving, passing, taking turns, yours, crawling, modern life
"Poor thing. The first night out, her husband fell overboard."
Tags:religion, religions, religious, creation, creationism, creationist, genesis, noah, ark, arks, noah's ark, sins, animal, animals, flood, cleansing, purification, god, gods, christian, christianity, christians, the bible, bible, biblical, conservation, conservationism, ecology, ecological, irony, ironic, word play, word-play, play on words, dodo, extinct, extinction, pair, pairs, foresight, doom, doomed, embrace death
"If that's my matching sock, I'm not here."
Tags:nag, nags, nagging, nagging wife, nagging wives, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marred life, married couple, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital breakdown, drinking hole, drinking holes, avoidance, avoiding, avoidance tactic, avoidance tactics, sock, socks, pair, pairs, matching pair, matching pairs, beer, beers