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'As Boss of this gang I'm in charge of Strategy; Fingers you head up Acquisitions; Tiny: Security; and Speedy: Transport. Leaving our intern Hugo, as Health & Safety Officer, to do the Risk Assessment.'
"All I need is a chair. I delegate everything."
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'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'
'As an unpaid intern, Peabody, I think you're the ideal person to explain to the workforce why it is necessary for me to cut their pay in these difficult times for business.'
"You're fired. Pass it on."
Primary care trusts (PCT) passing work to GPs.
'Well, this certainly explains much of the company's missing data. Who else thought the 'DEL' key on their computer was for delegating work?'
'My new year's resolution was to delegate more...So I delegated managing massively increased demands with drastically reduced resources in a flat-lining economy to George.'
"It's Christmas, Melanie. Have young Cosgrove go down to the street and give something back to the community."
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'I'm just saying if our nanny can afford a nanny then we're paying too much.'
'Bill, we've decided to send you back to the minors for a while so you can brush up on your delegating!'
'My projects are behind schedule because I'm too busy. . . so I'm transferring them to you instead. . . Why are your projects behind schedule?!'
Executive Softball League
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"Your boss asked our boss to have our people talk with your people."
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"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."
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Things to Do: Delegate.
"Finally the cat's away, and I get stuck with the Davidson account."
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"Crumple this into a little ball, will you?"
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"How we doing on those commandments?"
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"No, Hoskins, you're not going to do it just because I'm telling you to do it. You're going to do it because you believe in it."
"Look, if it's just a matter of collating get one of the clerks to do it."
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"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."
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"You are lazy and try to get others to do your work. You have a great future in management."
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