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'Leaders need to be prepared to make sacrifices, and you're mine!'
'Someone should tell him theres more to being Churchillian than attempting to smoke a 12' cigar...'
'Any complaints, take them up with the boss. His door is always open.'
Under New Management Techniques
"I delegated all my responsibilities, now there's nothing left to do."
'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'
'On the other hand, they could just be the sort of bold and aggressive management this firm needs.'
"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."
"JB is a great believer in 'hands on' management."
'You'll get more flies with honey than with vinegar, Henderson; But if you pull their little wings off they have to eat anyhting you'll give them.'
Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!
'Don't worry, this isn't some boring therapy video, it's an actual management technique.'
Inspired by reality shows, sensitive managers will "vote off" employees
'Chief, Fredricks says he's having trouble in that 'new and ground breaking' sales territory you gave him ... one of his sled dogs bit him.'
'Unfortunately your managers inner child is called Dwayne!'
'Harris, we feel you haven't been seizing your quota of days.'
'I treat my employees like I treat my family. In fact, they both have to take the same loyalty oath.'
'Hey, if you can't stand the heat, then ... we need to adjust the thermostat in your office.'
"Just tell us! Do you or do you not specialise in resolving industrial disputes?"
'Where do you suppose I'm going to lay my hands on thirty grand at such short notice?'
'I love to sneak up on them and yell jump!'
Memos are alright, but if you really want to get somebody's attention you can't beat a dart gun.