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"He's not here. He's on the roof watering his tomato plants."
Tags:secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, gardener, gardeners, tomato plant, tomato plants, professionalism, unprofessional, slacking, slacker, slackers, business meeting, business meetings, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"I know doesn't look like I'm doing anything, but I'm like a cat ready to pounce."
Tags:lazy, laziness, shirk, shirking, shirker, shirkers, slacking, slacker, slackers, prepared, preparedness, ready, wait, waiting, employee, employees, bad employee, bad employees, excuse, excuses, offices, office job, office jobs, making excuses, office worker, office workers, bad excuse, bad excuses
"I know my performance has slipped lately but I've been working on my legacy."
"How do you get along with your boss?" "Great! She never reads what I send her."
"Do you think it is easy to pretend to work?"
"For the last time—Daddy doesn't do sports."
Tags:sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, son, sons, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, intellectual, intellectuals, intellect, couch, couches, couch potato, couch potatoes, slacker, slackers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, bonding time, bond, bonds, kid, kids, offspring, sports equipment, shared interest, shared interests, jock, jocks, divide, division, divisions, family division, family divisions, bookworm, bookworms
"Just do the work. No one cares if you get goose bumps."
"I only appear to be goofing off. In actuality I'm an operator and I'm standing by."
"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."
Tags:legislate, legislates, legislation, legislating, legislate from the bench, legislates from the bench, legislating from the bench, judge, judges, activist judge, activist judges, couch, couches, lazy, laziness, slacker, slackers, slacking, slack off, slacks off, judicial bias, bias, biased, relax, relaxes, relaxing, day off, days off, retired
Proud Parents of Underachievers
Tags:underachiever, underachievers, underachieving, underachievement, proud parent, proud parents, honor student, honor students, honors student, honors students, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, slacker, slackers, parent, parents, parenting, accomplishment, accomplishments, achievement, achievements, sign, signs, van, vans, family, families, scholastic achievement, scholastic achievements, scholar, scholars
"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."
Tags:parent, parents, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, disappointed, basketball, basketballs, trick shot, trick shots, horse, playing horse, play horse, plays horse, dribble, dribbles, ambition, ambitions, slacker, slackers, slacking off, basketball player, basketball players, athlete, athletes, athletics, career, careers, career-oriented
"Technology is ruining us."
'I see a castle and a seahorse. What do you see?'
"Oh, come on, Mr. Waldner, you knew I was an angler when you hired me."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, angler, anglers, angling, fisherman, fishermen, fishing, fishing pole, fishing poles, fishing rod, fishing rods, fishing reel, fishing reels, slacking off, slacker, slackers, excuse, excuses, hobby, hobbies, wasting time, sport, sports
"Corporate support of the arts, chief--now more important than ever."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, art, arts, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, model, models, excuse, excuses, hobby, hobbies, slacking off, slacker, slackers, distracted, distraction, distractions, corporate support, supporting the arts, corporate sponsor, corporate sponsors, corporate sponsorship
"When he's awake, he can work circles around me."
Tags:slacker, slackers, slacking off, skive, skives, skiving, sloth, slothful, insubordinate, insubordination, bad employee, bad employees, manager, managers, management, lazy, employee, employees, sleep, sleeping, work, working, guilt, guilty, boss, bosses, office, offices, employed, employment, nap, napping, naps, kip, kips, sleepy, sleeps, laziness
"Didn't you ever have a book that you just couldn't put down?"
Tags:business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, book, books, good book, good books, good read, good reads, addictive, professionalism, unprofessional, inconsiderate, board member, board members, lazy, laziness, shirking, shirk, shirker, shirkers, slacking, slacker, slackers
"I won't be in tomorrow. I'm taking a personal snow day."
Tags:snow day, snow days, snowy day, snowy days, vacation, vacations, vacationing, winter break, winter breaks, hooky, play hooky, playing hooky, stay home, stays home, staying home, home from school, personal time, mental health, mental health break, mental health breaks, high school, high school student, high school students, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, personal day, personal days, sick leave, entitled, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes
"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
Tags:save up, saves up, saving up, save money, saves money, saving money, spender, spenders, spending, savings, savings account, saving accounts, want, wants, desire, desires, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, wastrel, wastrels, loser, losers, broke, spend money, spends money, spending money
"Are you busy or are you at work?"
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
Tags:office worker, office workers, good and evil, devil, devils, the devil, angel, angels, angel wings, company time, demon, demons, break, breaks, breaktime, breaktimes, break time, break times, slack, slacker, slackers, lazy, laziness, the rat race, rat race, monotony, monotonous, offices, control, controlling, employee welfare, company-time, modern life
'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'
Tags:marooned, maroon, desert, deserts, thirsty, thirst, dying, dies, die, dead, died, dying of thirst, water cooler, office worker, office workers, slacking, slacker, slack, slacks, boss, work, worker, workers, working, missing the point, blame, blaming, blames, blamed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"So, do you come here often?"
"Magnificent light today, chief."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, model, models, light, lighting, good lighting, excuse, excuses, hobby, hobbies, slacking off, slacker, slackers, distracted, distraction, distractions
"They went together, doctor!"
Tags:doctor, doctors, tv, tv addict, tv addicts, addict, addicts, addicted, addicting, addictive, addiction, addictions, binge, binges, binging, bingeing, binge watch, binge watches, binge watching, binge watcher, die, dies, dying, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, repair man, repair men, beloved, beloved possession, beloved possessions, most prized, favorite, favorites, favourite, favourites, hobby, hobbies, couch potato, couch potatoes, slacker, slackers, slacking