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"Some people at work think you're a little to aggressive and intimidating."
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aggression, aggressive, aggressiveness, intimidation, intimidating, intimidating, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super-hero, super-heroes, boss, bosses, performance evaluation, performance evaluations, performance review, performance reviews, appraisal, appraisals, office job, office jobs, teamplayer, team player, team member, team members, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, working environment, personality type, personality types, office politics'Bill, we've decided to send you back to the minors for a while so you can brush up on your delegating!'
"There's a changing of the guard, and my weaknesses are suddenly my strengths!"
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leadership change, leadership changes, manager, managers, management, managements, management change, management changes, performance review, performance reviews, appraisal, appraisals, evaluation, evalutations, performance evaluation, performance evaluations, changing of the guard, weaknesses, strength, strengths, weakness, office politics'Would I be safe in assuming we've reached the end of my performance evaluation?'
"You've been a virtuous employee, Thornhill, and that is it's own reward."
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virtue, virtuous, employee, employees, employer, employers, virtue is its own reward, performance review, performance reviews, appraisal, appraisals, performance evaluation, performance evaluations, job review, job reviews, hard worker, hard workers, good employee, good employees, employer, employers, boss, bosses, raise, raises, wage, wages, work ethic, work ethics"I'll concede you've put it behind you, Turner. But it's still behind you."
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demon, demons, devil, devils, burden, burdens, skeleton in the closet, skeletons in the closet, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, mistake, mistakes, carrying your mistakes around, performance review, performance reviews, appraisal, appraisals, performance evaluation, performance evaluations, mythical monster, mythical monsters"Sorry, Ted, but we have to let you go. Your performance evaluation is too good and we're worried that you'll ask for a raise."
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raise, raises, rise, rises, salary, salaries, wage, wages, pay, performance review, performance reviews, performance evaluation, performance evaluations, job appraisal, job appraisals, employer, employers, employee, employees, unfair dismissal, unfair dismissals, sacked, sack, sacking, fired, fire, fires"I hear you're scheduled for your annual performance review today."
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performance, performance review, performance reviews, performance evaluation, appraisal, appraisals, employee, employees, staff, hr, human resources, management, manager, damned with faint praise, raise, money, salary, renumeration, corporation, workplace, office, promotion, promote, promotions, assessment, employee assessment, development, employee development"The problem is, Carl, when we hired you we thought you'd be exactly like you are now...only better."
"You've been a cheap suit long enough, Haskins. We want you to be a moderately priced suit."
Jeff hated performance reviews.
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tutu, tutus, performance review, performance reviews, one to one, one to ones, 1 to 1, 1 to 1s, 1 2 1, 1 2 1s, performance evaluation, worker evaluation, worker evaluations, evaluate, evaluates, evaluating, review, reviews, reviewing, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, ballet recital, ballet recitals'I tell this to all recent hires. Good enough is neither good nor enough.'
"There's nothing about your performance that you need to change....other than everything."
"Why do I say you need to improve your attention to detail? For one thing, Tom, you've come to work without your pants again."
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attention to detail, performance review, performance reviews, employee performance, performance appraisal, pa, performance evaluation, career development discussion, employee appraisal, forgetfulness, appraisal, appraisals, job skill, job skills, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness"The quality of your work this year has been good, but concerns have been raised about your 'sense of urgency'."
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performance evaluation, performance evaluations, performance review, performance reviews, appraisal, appraisals, job review, job reviews, sloth, sloths, work ethic, work ethics, urgency, sense of urgency, concern, concerns, work quality, employee, employees, employer, employers, boss, bosses, manager, managers, lazy, laziness, worker, workers"I have your evaluation...great teamwork, great morale...basically, you're a good dog."
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performance review, performance reviews, performance appraisal, performance appraisals, job appraisal, job appraisals, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, teamwork, teamworks, performance evaluation, performance evaluations, morale, morales, good dog, good dogs, canine behaviour, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behavior"This is the third time in the last week I've had you two in HR."
"Did you happen to see that little note I left about your evaluation?"
"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."
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