Performance Evaluation Cartoons and Comics

'Bill, we've decided to send you back to the minors for a while so you can brush up on your delegating!'

"There's a changing of the guard, and my weaknesses are suddenly my strengths!"

'Would I be safe in assuming we've reached the end of my performance evaluation?'

"You've been a virtuous employee, Thornhill, and that is it's own reward."

"I'll concede you've put it behind you, Turner. But it's still behind you."

"Sorry, Ted, but we have to let you go. Your performance evaluation is too good and we're worried that you'll ask for a raise."

"I hear you're scheduled for your annual performance review today."

"Fred, I'll be blunt: You lack inner toughness!"

'It's time for your annual carrot re-evaluation.'

"The problem is, Carl, when we hired you we thought you'd be exactly like you are now...only better."

"You've been a cheap suit long enough, Haskins. We want you to be a moderately priced suit."

Jeff hated performance reviews.

'I tell this to all recent hires. Good enough is neither good nor enough.'

"There's nothing about your performance that you need to change....other than everything."

"Why do I say you need to improve your attention to detail? For one thing, Tom, you've come to work without your pants again."

"The quality of your work this year has been good, but concerns have been raised about your 'sense of urgency'."

"How dare you say I am dogmatic!"

"My evaluation is based on peeking through the blinds."

"I have your evaluation...great teamwork, great morale...basically, you're a good dog."

"This is the third time in the last week I've had you two in HR."

"Did you happen to see that little note I left about your evaluation?"

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"Uh, oh, I forgot this is evaluation day..."

'How did things go at the office today?'

'If you had a bad evaluation you'll know right away.'