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Abduction Cartoons and Comics

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"Goodbye, Mr. Loeffler. And if you decide to write about this, both the 'Star' and the 'National Enquirer' are good possibilities."

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"We've heard the rumors, ma'am—there's absolutely nothing to them."

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"Mein Gott! It never occurred to me that Hansel and Gretel might be Hitler Youth."

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Aliens fish for a man who is fishing.

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"Somehow I pictured my first ride on a flying saucer rather differently."

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"I had a touch of the flu last February, and that funny ache in my thumb still flares up when it's damp, but, thanks to the diet and exercise program you recommended, I feel better all around since the last abduction."

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"Just ignore him. Remember what a mess he made in here last time."

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'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

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"You left this on our ship."

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'Stupid aliens. We should switch tags and screw up their research.'

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"They were pleasant enough at the beginning."

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Signs that your real husband has been aducted by aliens: 'I'm sorry/I was wrong/Tell me everything/You look beautiful/I need to listen better/I've been an idiot.'

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"Results are still preliminary, but all indications suggest that he is a good boy."

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"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

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"Look! It's the same flying saucer that abducted me when I was your age."

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How's my abducting?

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"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

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"I don't understand it; when I was his age I was out all day abducting..."

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"Wait a minute. Isn't that the same guy we abducted last year, but had to return because he drove us absolutely nuts?"

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'I propose a new destination. There's a planet on the far side of Alpha Centauri that I like.'

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"Hey, while you guys have that laser thingy out, how about removing that tattoo? Don't ask, it was a college thing."

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'My earthling abductees' organs are grade A.'

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"Bleep blorp zip zop gleeb glop."

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