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"May I remind you that until quite recently it wasn't called the Lyle Lovett look. It was called the Eraserhead look."
Brad Pitt, stripped of his celebrity aura.
"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."
"A recent survey showed that ninety-five per cent of the nation's high-school students had never heard of Costa Rica, but they all knew about yours truly.'"
Danae's Celebrity Career: 'The fine art of being famous for being famous...The industry standard is to be the most obnoxious one on a reality show...'
Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'
'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'
'so let me get this straight... you're famous for being the sister of the wife of a man who went to school with someone who knew someone else who is already famous?'
'I'm a celebrity and this is my entourage.'
'I used to be into celebrity worship until Paris Hilton looked fat and yucky in prison stripes.'
"Coming up on the news at ten: the new strange-but-true candy bar diet...names of the pets of your favorite YouTubers...plus some stuff about the world."
Welcome to: Dumbed-Down Britain! Please reduce your expectations now...
"I'm here at the actual location and here is the very dustbin that had been knocked over sometime last evening. Luckily, no celebrities were involved in the incident..."