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"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."
Tags:bird, birds, bird of prey, birds of prey, seabird, seabirds, abducted, abduct, kidnap, kidnapped, antic, antics, wacky, summer, summer people, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beach house, summer house, summer home, leave, on leave, out of office, beaches, coast, carried off, ego, pride, hurt pride, unimpressive, unimpressed, legacy, legacies, public relations, spin, spin doctor
Jackass: the highway
'Man, you totally passed out last night, so we marked on your head.'
Tags:parrot, parrots, birdcage, birdcages, bird cage, bird cages, bird-cage, bird-cages, birds of paradise, pet, pets, pet bird, pet birds, pet parrot, pet parrots, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, drunken, antic, antics, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joking
"OK, high jinks - if I plead guilty to high jinks how much time do I get?"
'As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics.'
"...Tell them we're encountering turbulence."
"The gods are antic tonight."
Tags:god, gods, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, volcano, volcanoes, volcanic, jack-in-the-box, god, gods, antic, antics, jack-in-the-boxes, cruel, cruelty, sense of humor, senses of humor, sense of humour, senses of humour, mock, mocks, mocking, belittle, belittles, belittling, inscrutable, intention, intentions, divine intentions, divining intentions, motivation, motivations, religion, religions, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disasters
"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."
Tags:attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, counselors, barristers, judges, counselor, barrister, judge, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, court room, court rooms, lesser charge, lesser charges, plea deal, plea deals, defendants, crimes, defence, defense, defendant, criminal, conduct, disorderly, charge, charges, accusation, antics, antic, zany, antisocial behaviour, antisocial behavior
'Sorry for scanning my rear end. The health insurance doesn't cover a colonoscopy.'
Fat Kid 29- Smokes a fag
Fat Kid 19- Irons
Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream
Fat Kid 1- Makes a slug (colour)
Fat Kid 15- Gets a novelty easter egg
Fat Kid 6- Meets a hunter (colour)
Fat Kid 26- Discovers a salt substitute
Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok
Fat Kid 22- Experiments with hard drugs
Fat Kid 12- Learns what the handbrakes for
Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)
Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures
Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane
Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side
Fat Kid 5- Gets a glass eye (colour)
Fat Kid 25- Drinks tea the hard way