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'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'
'Ha ha... Very funny!'
"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"
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'Most of it is fuzzy but I'm 20/20 in hindsight.'
"Congratulations! You passed your eye exam with perfect 20/20/20/20/20/20/20/20 vision!"
'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'
"Nice reading glasses."
On this date in 1896: Phineas Hiddlemeyer creates the monocle contact lense.
Cowboy reading letters at opticians spell YEEHAAA!
Bill's money-saving scheme to use magnifying glasses instead of store bought glasses backfires when he goes outside in the sun.
A classic example of being in reading glasses denial.
Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.
"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."
Man visiting the ophthalmologist to have dots removed from his vision.
A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.
'About these bi-focals.'
'You seem to have a Lazy right eye.'
Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'
Eye care centre: check out our baby boomer bifocal special.
'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'
'Dad, you have your glasses on, still.'
'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'
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"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."