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'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'
'Ha ha... Very funny!'
"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"
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'Most of it is fuzzy but I'm 20/20 in hindsight.'
"Congratulations! You passed your eye exam with perfect 20/20/20/20/20/20/20/20 vision!"
'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'
"Nice reading glasses."
On this date in 1896: Phineas Hiddlemeyer creates the monocle contact lense.
Cowboy reading letters at opticians spell YEEHAAA!
Bill's money-saving scheme to use magnifying glasses instead of store bought glasses backfires when he goes outside in the sun.
A classic example of being in reading glasses denial.
Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.
"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."
Man visiting the ophthalmologist to have dots removed from his vision.
A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.
'About these bi-focals.'
'You seem to have a Lazy right eye.'
Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'
Eye care centre: check out our baby boomer bifocal special.
'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'
'Dad, you have your glasses on, still.'