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The Lost Contact Lenses of the Gods
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"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."
'It's okay, I'm wearing safety contact lenses.'
"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.
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'I told you not to wear your new contacts for more than 12 hours a day.'
'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'
"Is that it? I don't have my contacts in."
Tags:contacts, contact lens, contact lenses, vision, vision problem, vision problems, vision trouble, vision troubles, focus, out of focus, blur, blurry, fantasy, uncertain, uncertainty, quest, quests, fantasy, direction, directions, ask directions, asking directions, eyesight, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, glasses, spectacles, eyeglasses
"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."
"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."
Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',
'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'
Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.
'....I need to do push-ups more often. I just found my contacts.'
'They give you that 'I'm tough but thoughtful' look'
'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'
'This is one of our best-selling contacts. Price includes artificial twinkle.'
"Your eyes do need correcting, but we are going to have to go with contacts!"
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"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."
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'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'
'Poor George-He can't get use to those contact lenses.'
Contact Sport Lens.
'What do you mean the Optometrist said these would be in your price range'
'I don't think he had a unique view of the world. I think he lost a contact.'
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'Wait...nobody move. I lost a contact.'
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