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"I found them."
People whose hindsight is less than 2020
"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."
'Bayville 3 Mil - This large-print sign for drivers with poor vision'
"Billy's cheating, Susan is lying, Dave, no, that's Gary, no, Bob. Bob's stealing?"
"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."
Aged CEO mistakes window for sales/profits graph.
"I'm sure that's Elvis." "Looks like Bing Crosby to me." "Definitely Caruso."
"Where do I sign? I'm totally blind without my contacts."
In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.
'Bayville 3 mi. - this large print sign for drivers with poor vision.'
'How do these glasses feel?'
'So, were they able to fit you with contacts even with your bad eyesight?'
'I don't know why you wanted a high def television when you have low def eyesight!'
"My wife keeps telling me I need an eye exam, but do you think I need one, sir?"
"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."