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"A word to the wise- never put on mascara when you're drunk."
Tags:eyepatch, pirate, pirates, pirateship, pirate ship, pirateships, pirate ships, yarr, skull and crossbones, skull, crossbones, crossed bones, patch, eye patch, eye-patch, eyepatches, sail, sailing, sailor, sailors, injury, injuries, sea, seas, ocean, historical, visual, visual gag, visual image, skin, skincare, spot, spots, cystic, acne
A pirate skates on the ice with a modified wooden leg.
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, privateer, privateers, buccaneer, buccaneers, peg-leg, peg-legs, peg legs, eye-patch, eye-patches, ice skate, ice skates, prosthetic limb, prosthetic limbs, artificial limb, artificial limbs, peg leg, eye patch, sailors, legends, skates, ice skates, ice skating, winter sports
Man adjusts eye patch so he can see a beautiful woman.
Tags:eyepatch, eyepatches, eye-patch, eye-patches, eye patch, eye patches, waiting room, waiting rooms, doctor, doctors, flirt, flirts, flirtatious, doctor's office, doctors office, doctors surgery, doctor's surgery, eye problem, eye problems, beauty, attractive, attractiveness, chat up, chatting up, chat-up, chatted up, chat-ups, chat ups
The ear patch craze was short-lived.
'I got dressed in the dark.'
"Aye - 'tis ye patch that ceased me to smoke."
'Missing left eye.'
"Oh no, Mr. Porter...Don't ask him anything about his latest cruise."
Musician with eyepatch
The Dangers of Snooker.
Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...
"The patch isn't helping you quit, is it?"
Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.
'Cover your left eye, and read from the chart.'
'Hey,this isn't my G-string!' 'Hey,this isn't my eye patch!'
Man with Watch as Eye-patch
"Arrr! Nobody wants to trade fer me patches!"
"My husband can't take a hint. I left him a note indicating I wanted an iPad for my birthday."
Tags:tablet, tablets, birthday, birthdays, birthday present, birthday presents, birthday gift, birthday gifts, gift, gifts, present, presents, husband, husbands, wife, wives, hint, hints, gift idea, gift ideas, present idea, present ideas, eye patch, eye patches, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye-patch, eye-patches
"Chasing lures and fighting fishermen is all fun and games until someone gets a hook in the eye."
"Words of advice...if you give someone the evil eye, make sure you ask for it back."
"So are we clear, Lads? No more saluting."