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'Well, there's a site for sore eyes...'
Milton cheats on his eye exam.
"And I brought along my lawyer to read the fine print."
Tags:fine print, fine-print, law, legal firm, legal firms, eye tests, eye charts, optician, opticians, optometrists, optometry, fine prints, fine-prints, lawyer, lawyers, legal, eye test, eye chart, eye chart lawyer, doctor, doctors, health, eye health, healthcare, optometrist, eye checkup, brought lawyer, attorney
Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.
London Eye out of order is being fixed by eye drops.
'You seem to have a Lazy right eye.'
Client with eye injury to lawyer: 'It's affected my vision to where even my hindsight is no longer 2020.'
"I'm prescribing stronger glasses for you, and I recommend a neck brace for your smartphone use."
Tags:eyecare, eye care, eye health, vision exam, eye exams, eye doctor, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, eye doctors, ophthalmology, ophthalmologists, exam room, medical, eyesight, smartphones, smart phones, cell phones, cellphones, technology, neck problems, neck ache, sore neck, chiropractor, eye chart, glasses, eyesight, smartphone, smart phone, addict, addicts, dependency, screen time, screentime, screen-time, addiction, addictions, overuse, dependencies
"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"
"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."
Tags:ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, optometry, optometrist, eye doctor, eye health, vision health, eye test, eye exam, exam room, healthcare, medical, doctor, physicians, patients, health screenings, contact lenses, fingernails, fingernails, nail extensions, long nails, manicure, manicured, glasses, specs
'I'm not so much concerned about seeing floaters in my eyes as I am about the fact that I'm seeing inflatable duck floaties.'
Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.
"I need help with my vision - all the desert mirages I see are starting to look really blurry!"
Tags:eyecare, eye care, eye health, vision exam, eye exams, eye doctor, optometrist, ophthalmology, ophthalmologists, exam room, medical, eyesight, desert, crawler, mirages, optometrists, optician, opticians, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, mirage, eyesight, desert crawler, desert crawlers, desert crawling
"You have superior extra ocular muscle strength - how often do you roll your eyes at your husband?"
"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"
"I'm wondering if the doctor can help with my lazy eye..."
'I don't know why you wanted a high def television when you have low def eyesight!'
Tags:high definition television, high def tv, 4k tv, entertainment, eyesight, vision, eye exam, tv viewing, low def, poor vision, poor eyesight, poor eyes, bad eyes, eye care, eye health, healthcare, visual impairment, visual impairments, visually impaired, visual exam, visual exams, optician, opticians, optometrist, optometrists, optometry
"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"
Tags:ophthalmology, ophthalmologists, optometry, optometrist, eye care, eye health, eye exam, exam room, healthcare, eye injury, eye injuries, orchestra, orchestras, music, musicians, symphony, symphonies, fine arts, poked, poke, violin, violinist, violist, workplace injury, workplace injuries, injury, injuries
Robot Eye Exam