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Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'
"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"
"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"
"This is our most popular model."
Mechanical Sphinx Ride.
"I can't read a thing. They all must have been doctors."
Tags:doctor, doctors, handwriting, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, physician, physicians, healthcare, hieroglyphics, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, egyptian, egyptians, egypt, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, egyptologist, egyptologists, medical profession, medical professions
Ancient Egyptian Game Show
"I think my harem is seeing someone else."
Tags:ancient egypt, ancient egyptians, ancient egyptian, egypt, egyptian, egyptians, pharaoh, pharaohs, harem, harems, cheater, cheaters, breakups, breaking up, relationship issues, relationships issue, relationship problems, relationship problem, sharing your worries, drowning your sorrows, drown your sorrows
"And that's my tomb."
Tags:tomb, tombs, pyramid, pyramids, giza, egypt, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, pharaoh, pharaohs, architect, architects, architecture, immortal, immortality, immortality fantasy, immortality fantasies, grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, real estate, house, houses, home, homes, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, wealth, wealthy, extravagant, extravagance, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices
Egyptian archaeologists discover the world's oldest fruitcake.
The Eleventh and Least Effective Biblical Plague...
The Day They Invented Papyrus
Tags:papyrus, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, inventing, civilisation, civilization, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, river reed, river reeds, paper aeroplane, paper plane, paper planes, paper aeroplanes, paper airplane, paper airplanes, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, joker, jokers
An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models
"This might go a long way toward explaining how they built the pyramids!"
Tags:pyramid, pyramids, mystery, mysteries, egyptologist, egyptologists, egyptology, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, explanation, explanations, giant, giants, mummy, mummies, crypt, crypts, unexplained, unexplained phenomena, technology, technologies, ancient technology, ancient technologies, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeology, archeologist, archeologists, archeology
Closed for Renovation
Tags:museum, museums, gallery, galleries, history museum, history museums, museum exhibition, museum exhibition, renovating, renovation, new exhibition, new exhibitions, egypt, ancient egypt, ancient egyptians, hieroglyphics, closed for renovation, hieroglyph, logographic, logographic script, logographics, museum staff, ancient writing system, ancient writing systems, hieroglyphs, mdwt ntr
"You don't look a day over 3030."
Tags:ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, hieroglyphics, pyramid, pyramids, egyptologist, egyptologists, pharaoh, pharaohs, tomb, tombs, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeology, ancient history, ancient historian, ancient historians, date, dates, compliment, compliments, complimenting
'The client's not too happy with the way I interpreted the brief.'
"Coming soon! Pyramid Heights, a luxury necropolis."
'I'm sure the Pharaoh was a great guy, but I've got my own leadership style.'
"Nothing to worry about. It seems you have two left feet."
"Let's hope that with the passage of time the human race will become three-dimensional."
The Pharoh and Moses as Children.
"Actually, we're worth a fortune but it's mostly on papyrus."
Animals dreaming of different things in Egypt.
Tags:sphinx, sphinxes, sphinx og giza, ancient egyptians, ancient egypt, egyptain god, egyptain gods, cat, cats, stretching cat, stretching cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, yawn, yawns, yawning, yawning cat, yawning cats, mythical creature, mythical creatures, big cat, big cats, egyptian mythology