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The Thinker and the Doer.
''Bye, honey...Go out there and knock 'em dead today!'
Get a life
'Always remember, Luke. This is the pros. When you win, they scratch you behind your ears. When you lose, they put you to sleep.'
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'Last quarter's sales figures were disappointing but don't be discouraged. Let's double our efforts and remember that it takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.'
'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'
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'Nothing at work ever seems to upset you, Mike. How do you manage that?' 'Easy! I try to keep a positive attitude, visualize success and practice healthy self-talk. And that pre-frontal lobotomy I had last year really helps, too!' 'I suppose it does.'
'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'
'Well of course you outperformed me. The incentives were stacked in your favor.'
Snowman Motivational Therapy
Differing incentives, carrot or karat on a stick.
'I really hate it when the boss gets all motivational, and when he wears a thong!'
'OK, it's a new season, so I want to see some hustle out there!'
The advanced motivational exercise required killing the boss, burying the body and not ratting out your co-workers.
Talk to your plants. But if you really want results, bring in a motivational speaker.
"Panic can also be the mother of invention."
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Get over it!
Think Zero Defects.
'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'
Think Sign: 'Think' replaced with: 'Blame'.
"So what really motivates your colleagues?"
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The dream works when the team works!
We achieve more if we pull together!