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"Did you get some work done?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, doghouse, doghouses, dog house, dog houses, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, tied, tied down, work, working dog, working dogs, working cat, working cats, working animal, working animals
"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bone, bones, bowl, bowls, dog bowl, dog bowls, yard, yards, doghouse, doghouses, have it all, lucky, fortunate, well-off, rich, wealthy, happiness, happy, unhappy, money can't buy happiness, meaning of life
"Staring holes in me probably increases your risk of stroke."
Tags:stroke, strokes, risk, risks, medical risk, medical risks, glare, glares, glaring, frown, frowns, negative, negatives, negativity, negative outlook, deflect, deflects, risk factor, risk factors, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, blame, blames, doghouse, in the doghouse, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, guilt, guilty
Dog Formerly Known as Prince
Tags:name, names, dog, dogs, pet, pets, doghouse, domestic, kennel, kennels, formerly known, formerly known as, dog house, word play, play on words, word-play, music, musicians, famous, famous musicians, reference, referential, pop culture, pop, classic pop, pop classics, pop hits, pet name, pet names, pet naming, naming a pet, celebrities, celebrity, pretentious, disgruntled, disgruntle, annoyed, annoy
A stilt house with a stilt doghouse
Tags:dog, dogs, cartoon dog, cartoon dogs, comic dog, comic dogs, famous comics, famous comic, artist, artists, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, modern art, comic book, comic books, balloon animals, balloon animal, nap, napping sleeping, sleep, doghouse, dog house, doghouses, dog houses, pet, pets, kennel, kennels, pop art, pop artist, pop artists, pop culture, american artists, american artist
"It's their idea of cute."
Tags:dog, dogs, kennel, kennels, pet, pets, pretentious, animal, animals, family, families, annoyed, annoying, personified, personification, doghouse, doghouses, coat of arms, cute, cuteness, symbol, symbols, symbolic, house, houses, dog house, dog houses, dog-houses, pretentiousness, tasteless, idea of cute, supposed to be, supposed
"He's having a tough time letting go of the Upper East Side."
"Frankly, since my wife left me it's more than I can keep up with."
Man sleeping in his tent and a little tent for his dog.
'He hates the rain.'
"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."
"Me and my 'Cannot tell a lie' crap."
"It's nice, but is there room to swing a cat?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, doghouse, dog houses, dog house, doghouses, property, properties, real estate, house, houses, home, homes, small, tiny, cat, cats, no room to swing a cat, expression, expressions
'Impressive resume, but tell me, what if we need you to relocate?'
"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"
Dog with his own tent.
The dog that does the homework...
Tags:homework, homeworks, dog, dogs, homework excuse, homework excuses, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, homework project, homework projects, homework assignment, homework assignments, doghouse, doghouses, dog house, dog houses, pupil, pupils, student, students, school, schools, teacher, teachers, pet dog, pet dogs
"We got into a pretty bad argument."
Tags:argument, fight, fighting, relationship, relationships, arguments, fights, disagreements, disagreement, spat, marriage, boyfriend, husband, wife, relationship trouble, doghouse, couch, banished, relationship issues, trouble, in trouble, relationship problems, marriage trouble, marriage issues, marriage problems, men, man, exaggeration, exaggerated, kick out, kicked out
"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."
Tags:witch hunt, witch hunts, witch-hunt, witch-hunts, witch trial, witch trials, puritan, puritans, salem, salem witch trials, us history, american history, u.s. history, mother in law, mother-in-law, family life, doghouse, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, married couple, husband, husbands, in the doghouse, witch, witches, false accusation, false accusations, in laws, in-laws, inlaws, extended family, witchhunt, witchhunts
"I swear! All those other dogs meant nothing to me! I was just establishing dominance!"
I forgot it was her birthday.