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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
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Before and After.
'I'm part of a double-blind study to see how weight loss supplements help people lose weight. I'm guessing I received the sugar pill placebos.'
"Have you ever wondered why we're carbo-loading when we don't run marathons?"
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Beware of the fat tax!
"What do you have that justifies its calories?"
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'DIET? EXERCISE?... Can't you just OPERATE?'
'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'
'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'
'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'
Hamburger Institute of America
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"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."
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"Chubby! Who the hell is Chubby?"
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"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"
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"Hungry?" "I could force something down."
'I collect exercise videos...Every evening I have cheesecake and hot chocolate while I watch them.'
Only 75 calories per serving. 652 servings per package.
'He needs to be on a strict diet of genetically engineered low-fat mice.'
'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'
'What you did was illegal, immoral, and fattening.'
"Life's a binge and then you diet"
'This just in from the AMA: New studies reveal that life is bad for you.'
'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'
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'My doctor told me I needed to curb my appetite.'
'I found this to be the most efficient a cost effective way to fatten them up for thanksgiving.'