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"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."
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"Just keep yapping, some day, God forbid, you may be right."
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"I can't explain it. I see that guy coming up the walkway and I go postal."
"Hey, baby, what's happenin'? How's about a little kiss, mama? Woof, woof, woof! Ar-oooooooo!"
"O.K., there's the moon - now give me a nice long howl instead of last night's yip."
"What's he trying to tell us?" "Sounds like 'Woof.'"
"They were, sitting around the dinner table, knocking off a bottle of Côtes-du-Rhône and blathering about the Middle East – you've never heard such shallow, simplistic reasoning in your life – and one of them turns to me and says, "And what do you think, Barney? What do you think we should do?' and all I could come up with was 'Woof'. I felt like such an ass."
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'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'
Though he was ecstatic at the time, years later Mark would discover that his dog simply had a speech impediment.
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"Woof, woof, to coin a phrase."
"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."
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"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."
A dog sits at her typwriter
"He's an old dog."
'Stop you fool! It has to breathe!'
"Woof woof woof woof! I mean get me the Techcorp file, Thompson."
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"I try and try, but I never sound like that."
'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'
'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'
"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."
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"Page 61, section 12, paragraph 9, item B- change 'woof' to 'grrr'."
"I yap, therefore I am."