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Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.
'It's the latest . . . 'farm to trough'.'
Save the bacon,
'They wanted to meet you. This is the family of 'Mongo,' the pig who donated the valve to you.'
"He called you a name but at least it wasn't a barnyard epithet."
'Relax. This swine flu vaccine has minimal side effects.'
'I've been clean for six months now.'
'They've hired a personal trainer! Now we'll never fatten them up!!'
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"I don't understand why the pen is mightier than the sword."
'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'
'You wouldn't be the first one I've had as a client.'
Pigs might fly...
'I'm getting fed up with these constant comparisons with politicians.'
'I'm limping because I pulled a hamstring.'
'Stand back! He's got a pig!'
'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'
'Tarzan thought time Tarzan trade in elephant for something smaller.'
'One day, bull and bear will retire and then the both of us will be there to grab the good jobs at the stock exchange, eh, buddy?'
Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.
'Granted, we don't have quality, but we do have quantity!'
Jesus sends the demons into the herd of pigs who jump into the lake, thus performing the miracle of turning water into "swine".
Where 'Canadian Bacon' comes from.
"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"
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'Who showed the pigs this obesity epidemic report?'