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"'Honesty is the best policy.' O.K.! Now, what's the second-best policy?"
"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"
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"I'd invite you to come up but I don't live here."
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Whoa, that is one ugly baby!
Acme-5000 Lie Detector
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'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'
'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'
'My testimony is not the whole truth... but it is truthesque.'
Hype and Truth Buildings.
Mother using converted wardrobe as confessional for son.
"We've found that patients are more truthful when it's open mic night."
"Kids, here I am all hooked up to this lie detector, ready to tell you all about Zapples, the exciting new breakfast cereal..."
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'I swear to tell the truth,the whole truth,and nothing but the truth, from my perspective.'
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"
"The tooth? You want the tooth? You can't handle the tooth!"
"Has anyone ever told you that you're every woman's dream?"
"Tell me the truth, Baldo...what's your opinion of my work?"
'If I tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, I'll have nothing left for my book!'
'I agree, honesty is the best policy... it's just not profitable.'
'Promise to tell the truth, including the parts you'd prefer to keep for an upcoming book or movie deal?'
'Yes... so help me 'you-know-who'.'
'According to the blood tests, x-rays and EKG... You're fat.'
'I know I just met you, but I already hate you. It saves time.'