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'If you're on a budget, we can curl him up.'
'The bad news is, we only had enough money for one birthday present. . . the good news is that your mom has come up with a really fun way to see who gets it.'
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'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'
'A penny saved is a penny not stimulating the economy.'
'Today the dollar fell against all currencies with strange sounding names.'
'And this last chart illustrates why none of you are here anymore. Questions?'
'We're both vicitms of the economy. You're getting laid off, and I can't buy another Harley.'
'I couldn't afford a spray tan, so I did it myself with a brush and roller.'
'It's cheaper than a personal trainer and twice as motivating.'
"You thought we would offer lower fares? How insensitive."
Thrift: Get as much amputated as possible.
'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'
Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time
'It was rated on all the travel websits, best economy cruise.'
'The only clinic in town who will accept new medicare patients is supposedly around the corner.'
'We felt obliged to downsize to this place, when we realised we had 125 empty bedrooms.'
"I've worked out it's cheaper for me to post myself, rather than catch the train..."
Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.
'Last night I dreamt I died and went to Heaven. But the light at the end of the tunnel was turned off due to budget cuts.'
'Gentlemen, it's time we tightened our belts.'
'I've just had a terrible nightmare that we were living sensibly, within our budget!'
'We're going to have to cut back - these singing lessons for the kids, for instance.'
'We get the fresh scent without all the needles.'
"Something is definitely going on. We're back to eating dog food."
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