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"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "
"I'll take it from here."
'Great speech! But let's cut your carefully reasoned conclusion and insert an uplifting sports metaphor.'
"Trust me, at this point it's the only way we can boost your numbers on likability."
"You have no scruples whatsoever, and would hack into people's emails, tax returns...have you considered a career as a political advisor?"
"Political advisor seemed to be the obvious avenue for my skills: I used to sell snake oils..."
Creationist president: 'We have to cut the budget, so I'm keeping the astrologer, and letting thge astronomer go.'
"Guess his name."