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"Thanks, but I'll just stick with beer."
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A recent study found frequent use of cell phones can present a serious health risk to the incredibly inconsiderate.
"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."
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To ensure that all of their citizens are protected against the flu, officials in Syracuse released 100,000 flu-inoculating bees.
'Then we invented cell phones and the more we used them, the bigger our heads got.'
'Excuse me, Officer. But I believe the ban is on hand-held cell phones.'
George doesn't let his asthma get in the way of his playing the tuba in the school band.
"You're not so much crying on the inside as severely hemorrhaging."
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Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.
'I'll have the food scare of the day.'
'I've inoculated you against sexually transmitted cancer, given you drugs and alcohol awareness and instructed your parents to keep you out of the sun. Now go and enjoy your childhood.'
'It says that reading about cancer can give you CANCER!'
'It looks like you don't have anything to worry about. But rest assured, pharmaceutical research is doing everything it can to put an end to that.'
'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'
"Caution! This tomato soup combined with our chicken noodle soup can form a lethal nerve gas."
"He should be up and complaining in no time."
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Formerly Bad. Now Good For You.
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Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.
'Thank you for this food, and protect us from the additives and preservatives therin.'
Vegetarian Society "In the wake of all these health scares we've changed our message somewhat."
Swine Flu Party: Do help yourself to the HN51 and there's some avian in the fridge.
Swine flu consultation
'Cell phones pose a cancer risk. Computers may lead to Identify theft. Paper memos kill trees. So why do anything?'