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"I kept hoping the picture would get old and repulsive looking, instead of me, but it didn't work out that way."
Tags:grotesque, horror, dorian gray, oscar wilde, the picture of dorian gray, literature, classic, book, books, novel, novels, painting, paintings, art, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, self-portraits, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, old age, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ugly, loss of beauty, unattractive, wrinkles, grey hair, gray hair, decrepit, handsome, young, youth, beauty, attractive, unrealistic expectation, unrealistic expectations
On the eve of her 40th birthday, Jeff dyes Mindy's hair grey while she sleeps.
An old man wearing a band t-shirt
THe Older You Get The More You Look Like Your Birthday Cake.
BABY BOOK VOLUME XIV
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, adult child, adult kids, baby book, baby books, baby album, baby albums, baby's first, first, firsts, grey hair, gray hair, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, memory, memories, souvenir, souvenirs, keepsake, keepsakes, modern life
"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."
Tags:mary had a little lamb, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, poem, poems, poetry, story, stories, children's story, children's stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, rhyme, rhymes, character, characters, animal, animals, sheep, talking animal, talking animals, mary, lamb, lambs, little lamb, fleece, white, grey, gray, gray hair, gray hairs, grey hair, grey hairs, silver, hair, old age, ageing, aging, growing old, growing older, going gray, going grey, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, dating, couple, couples, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, split, dump, dumped
"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."
'You know you're 40 when...'(women)
'Premature greyness is hereditary - You get it from your children.'
'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'
INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.
"You're over reacting. Everyone gets a gray hair."
Blackbeard needed help living up to his name.
Father Time Robbing Martha of Her Youth
Tags:mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, father time, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, old age, old-age, ageing, aging, hair dye, hair dyes, lost youth, grey hair, grey hairs, ageing process, aging process, beauty product, beauty products, thief, thieves, passage of time
'It's just a little gray fur...it makes you look distinguished!'
"First I was prematurely gray. Now I'm prematurely dead."
Tags:heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, udgement, judgement day, dying, died, angel, angels, grey, greys, gray, grays, grey hair, grey hairs, gray hair, gray hairs, prematurely grey, prematurely gray, premature death, premature deaths, prematurely dead, early death, early deaths, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments
'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'
"What's this? 51 shades of grey?!"
"Post traumatic stress disorder."
'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'
"Do you think I should dye the mustache?
'Until then no one had lived long enough to get gray hair.'
Tags:theresa may, prime minister, pm, politics, politician, uk, parliament, conservative, red, woman, suit, hairdo, caricature, heels, brexit, theresa, may, grey hair, old, old woman, woman, maidenhead, mp, member of parliament, britain, uk, united kingdom, english, england, power, head of state, heads of state
"I don't care if I am getting a bit long in the tooth... I'm not changing my name from, Blackbeard to Greybeard!"
Tags:blackbeard, greybeard, edward teach, edward thatch, pirate, pirates, pirate captain, pirate captains, historical figure, historical figures, pirate ship, pirate ships, outlaw, outlaws, old age, old-age, ageing, aging, grey hair, grey hairs, long in the tooth, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps
No one every actually goes bald, they just pluck out all the greys.