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"I can't imagine where I'd be today if it hadn't been for my high-school guidance counselor."
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surveillance, security guard, security guards, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super power, super powers, superpower, superpowers, dog, dogs, canine, canines, career, careers, counseling, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, career adviser, career advisers, career advisor, career advisors, career path, career paths, job hunter, job seeker, job seekers, job seeking, job hunters, job hunting'To be honest, as the son of a slave, your career options are quite limited.'
Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.
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wine industry, grape stompers, large feet, aptitude tests, aptitude, aptitudal, big feet, wine, grape, grapes, career advisor, career advisors, career advice, advice, advised, advises, advise, advising, careers, career, job, jobs, future"Circuses are always looking for bearded ladies..."
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careers, career, careers adviser, career adviser, career advisers, careers advisers, jockey, jockeys, career plan, career plans, career advisor, career advisors, careers advisor, careers advisors, dream job, dream jobs, careers counselling, careers counsellor, careers counsellors, careers counselor, careers counselors, student, students, pupil, pupils"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"
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animal, seahorses, sea-horse, sea-horses, sea horse, sea horses, seahorse, kid, child, career, careers, career advisor, career advisors, career adviser, career advisers, career path, career paths, goal, goals, ambition, ambitions, dad, dads, stay-at-home, stay at home, father, fathers, family life, hippocampus"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."
'Always remember that the most competent person is the person who can hide his incompetence best.'
"I have a simple assignment. Draw what you want to be when you grow up!"
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'Don't become a police officer or a nurse or a fireman or a teacher or a council worker or a...'
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Careers Advice - 'What kind of benefits are you interested in claiming?'
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