Career Advisors Cartoons and Comics

"I can't imagine where I'd be today if it hadn't been for my high-school guidance counselor."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303133
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, high school, secondary school, guidance counselor, guidance counselors, guidance counsellor, guidance counsellors, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, career advisor, career advisors, career adviser, career advisers, career, careers, job, jobs, career path, career paths

"I'm flexible—I want to be rich and famous, but I'll settle for rich."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300754
High Res:
2299x1735 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
career counseling, career counselling, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, career adviser, career advisers, career advisor, career advisors, career advising, client, clients, rich, wealth, wealthy, affluent, well-off, money, finances, career, careers, job, jobs, fame, famous, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, flexible, dream, dreams, dreamer, dreamers, expectation, expectations

"I'm an idealist - I'd like to make my pile at a non-profit organization."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300813
High Res:
2203x1693 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
career counseling, career counselling, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, career adviser, career advisers, career advisor, career advisors, career advising, client, clients, idealist, idealist, idealism, money, finances, career, careers, job, jobs, non-profit, non-profits, non-profit organisation, non-profit organisations, non-profit organization, non-profit organizations, npo, npos, salary, salaries, pay, income, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, job seeking, job seeker, job seekers, job searching, job hunting, dreamer, dreamers, businessman, businessmen

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC36040
High Res:
2042x2792 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
career path, career paths, career advancement, career advancements, career, careers, political career, political careers, market research, market researcher, market researchers, career advancement, career advancements, fire in the belly, career adviser, career advisers, careers adviser, careers advisers, career advisor, career advisors, careers advisor, careers advisors

"The nice thing about being a stem cell is that we can be anything we want when we grow up."

Artist:
Lambert, Larry
Search ID:
llan2356
High Res:
1500x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
stem cell, stem cells, career, careers, career advisor, career advisors, career adviser, career advisers, grow up, grows up, growing, adults, adulthood, be anything, do anything, possibility, possibilities, infinite possibility, infinite possibilities, be anything, do anything, ambition, ambitions, career ambition, career ambitions, ambitiousness

"You have no scruples whatsoever, and would hack into people's emails, tax returns...have you considered a career as a political advisor?"

Artist:
Schwadron, Harley
Search ID:
hscn3010
High Res:
2086x1657 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
political aide, political aides, political advisor, political advisors, political adviser, political advisers, career, careers, careers counselor, careers counselors, career counselor, career counselors, careers advisor, career advisor, careers advisers, career advisors, ethic, ethics, career path, scruples, morals, morality, hacker, hackers, hacking, cyber crime, cybercrime, cyber-crime

"Superdog, eh? Faster than a speeding car? Movie roles are replaced by animation. How about a job in surveillance and security?"

Artist:
Schwadron, Harley
Search ID:
hscn2152
High Res:
2159x1615 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
surveillance, security guard, security guards, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super power, super powers, superpower, superpowers, dog, dogs, canine, canines, career, careers, counseling, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, career adviser, career advisers, career advisor, career advisors, career path, career paths, job hunter, job seeker, job seekers, job seeking, job hunters, job hunting

'To be honest, as the son of a slave, your career options are quite limited.'

Artist:
Kes
Search ID:
ksmn2366
High Res:
1319x1823 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
egypt, egyptian, ancient egypt, ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, career, careers, career option, career options, career advice, careers advisor, career advisors, slave, slaves, slavery, valley of the kings, pyramids, pyramid, ancient times, kid, kids, child

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

Artist:
Brown, David
Search ID:
dbrn249
High Res:
1101x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wine industry, grape stompers, large feet, aptitude tests, aptitude, aptitudal, big feet, wine, grape, grapes, career advisor, career advisors, career advice, advice, advised, advises, advise, advising, careers, career, job, jobs, future

"Circuses are always looking for bearded ladies..."

Artist:
Wark, Kim
Search ID:
kwan506
High Res:
2166x2260 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
kwarky, circus, circuses, career adviser, career advisers, career advisor, career advisors, careers adviser, careers advisers, careers advisor, careers advisors, career, careers, career path, career paths, circus act, circus acts, bearded lady, bearded ladies, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets

"Based on your poor academic results, I would recommend a career in politics..."

Artist:
Hagen
Search ID:
cgan4397
High Res:
2184x2392 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
weasel, weasels, politician, politicians, career counselor, career counsellor, career counsellors, career counselors, career advisor, career advisors, career adviser, career advisers, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, academic result, academic results, report card, report cards, career, careers, career choice, career choices

"No, no - I said, what are your goals in life!"

Artist:
Baloo -Rex May-
Search ID:
rman16645
High Res:
2100x1749 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
career counselor, career counselors, career counsellors, career counsellors, career adviser, career advisers, career advisor, career advisors, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, girl, girls, goal, goals, life, job, jobs, ambition, ambitions, love life, ambitious

"I want to be a Jockey."

Artist:
Jack
Search ID:
jlun997
High Res:
1000x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
careers, career, careers adviser, career adviser, career advisers, careers advisers, jockey, jockeys, career plan, career plans, career advisor, career advisors, careers advisor, careers advisors, dream job, dream jobs, careers counselling, careers counsellor, careers counsellors, careers counselor, careers counselors, student, students, pupil, pupils

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

Artist:
Hagen
Search ID:
cgan3827
High Res:
2184x2488 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, seahorses, sea-horse, sea-horses, sea horse, sea horses, seahorse, kid, child, career, careers, career advisor, career advisors, career adviser, career advisers, career path, career paths, goal, goals, ambition, ambitions, dad, dads, stay-at-home, stay at home, father, fathers, family life, hippocampus

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

Artist:
Jung, Norman
Search ID:
njun2986
High Res:
2171x2448 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, spam, spams, junk mail, junk mails, career plan, career plans, work sample, work samples, career, careers, dream job, dream jobs, goal, goals, ambition, ambitions, career adviser, career advisers, career advisor, career advisors

'Always remember that the most competent person is the person who can hide his incompetence best.'

Artist:
Schley, Karsten
Search ID:
kscn4008
High Res:
2500x2500 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mentor, mentors, mentoring, businessmen, businessman, incompetence, incompetent, competence, competent, careers advice, careers advisor, careers advisors, career advisor, career advisors, career path, career paths, office politics, coach, coaches, coaching

'Find me a war, and I'll get out of your hair.'

Artist:
Delgado, Roy
Search ID:
rde2741
High Res:
2269x2239 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
war, wars, military, general, generals, corporal, corporals, soldier, soldiers, colonel, colonels, job, jobs, employment, employee, employees, employed, unemployed, job centre, job centres, career advisor, career advisors, employment agency, employment agencies

"The computer has selected two basic career paths."

Artist:
Purvis, Geoff
Search ID:
gpu0107
High Res:
3173x3301 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sharks, shark, career paths, career path, inclinations, inclination, murderous, aggressive, self-interested, personal qualities, self-interest, blood-thirsty, career advisor, career guidance, career advisors, lawyer, laywers, serial killer, serial killers

"I want to kill my parents and sell the film rights."

Artist:
Purvis, Geoff
Search ID:
gpu0108
High Res:
3184x3900 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
careers, career, killing, sensation, sensationalism, parents, parent, child killers, killers, killer, true crime, true crimes, social, career advise, career adisor, career advisors, career guidance, film rights, delinquents, delinquent, violent, violence

Career Advisor: 'You need to get an education, Blanche Dubois - it's not practical to depend on the kinfness of strangers.'

Artist:
Corbett, Jack
Search ID:
jcon4105
High Res:
2241x1604 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
blanche dubois, kindness of strangers, career advisors, education, careers, careers advisor, careers advisers, careers advice, practical, practicalities, student, students, life advice, life advise, play, plays, actor, actors, character, characters

'Don't become a police officer or a nurse or a fireman or a teacher or a council worker or a...'

Artist:
Grizelda
Search ID:
grin1545
High Res:
1274x1843 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
unemployment, unemployed, graduate, graduates, career, careers, careers advice, jobs, work, public sector career, public sector careers, civil servant, civil servants, nhs staff, lay off, lay offs, cutback, cutbacks, public services, public service cuts, career advisor, career advisors, career adviser, career advisers, careers advisor, careers advisors, careers adviser, careers advisers, career plan, career plans

'Choose rich parents.'

Artist:
Proud, Bill
Search ID:
wpr0658
High Res:
2046x2504 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
career, careers, career advice, career advisor, career advisors, job, jobs, vocation, vocations, vocational, school leaver, school leavers, job centre, job centres, job center, job centers, job seeker, job seekers, job hunt, job hunts, job hunting, job hunter, job hunters

Career center: 'I'm planning to replace Katie Couric when she retires!'

Artist:
Corbett, Jack
Search ID:
jcon2059
High Res:
2154x1487 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
katie couric, careers, smiles, careers advice, career advisor, career advisors, couric, career center, career centers, future career, future careers, career plan, career plans, retire, retires, retirement, dream job, dream jobs, future job, future jobs

Careers Advice - 'What kind of benefits are you interested in claiming?'

Artist:
Grizelda
Search ID:
grin1045
High Res:
1348x1881 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
benefits, benefit, career, careers advisor, careers, career advisors, career adviser, career advisers, welfare system, benefits system, poor, hand out, social exclusion, tax credits, social benefits, child poverty, poverty, government, hand outs, careers, careers advice, benefits cheat, benefits cheats