Career Advisors Cartoons and Comics

"I can't imagine where I'd be today if it hadn't been for my high-school guidance counselor."

"I'm flexible—I want to be rich and famous, but I'll settle for rich."

"I'm an idealist - I'd like to make my pile at a non-profit organization."

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

"The nice thing about being a stem cell is that we can be anything we want when we grow up."

"You have no scruples whatsoever, and would hack into people's emails, tax returns...have you considered a career as a political advisor?"

"Superdog, eh? Faster than a speeding car? Movie roles are replaced by animation. How about a job in surveillance and security?"

'To be honest, as the son of a slave, your career options are quite limited.'

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

"Circuses are always looking for bearded ladies..."

"Based on your poor academic results, I would recommend a career in politics..."

"No, no - I said, what are your goals in life!"

"I want to be a Jockey."

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

'Always remember that the most competent person is the person who can hide his incompetence best.'

'Find me a war, and I'll get out of your hair.'

"The computer has selected two basic career paths."

"I want to kill my parents and sell the film rights."

Career Advisor: 'You need to get an education, Blanche Dubois - it's not practical to depend on the kinfness of strangers.'

'Don't become a police officer or a nurse or a fireman or a teacher or a council worker or a...'

'Choose rich parents.'

Career center: 'I'm planning to replace Katie Couric when she retires!'

Careers Advice - 'What kind of benefits are you interested in claiming?'