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Personnel: 'Next question, what was the reason for leaving your last job?' Reply: 'I got sick of being questioned about everything I did!'
'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'
'How are the job opportunities here tonight?'
"Two English-speaking people to do cooking and all housework on South Carolina plantation October through May. References required. Must like dogs."
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"I called you back for a second interview to show you the origami I make with your résumé."
"Humility is a virtue, but not on a resume."
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" … on the other hand I can empathize with their desire to come here in search of jobs."
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'Go out and find a job! And while you're at it, see if you can find me a job too!'
'I am quickly becoming unemployable. I have been unemployed for two months and all these IT jobs ask for knowledge of software I never heard of.'
Will work for peanuts
"I've been sent home with unemployable-like symptoms."
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'Why can't you be more like your brother? He may be unemployed, but at least he's overworked!'
"I've been looking for a job, but I haven't seen any yet."
'You left your resume in the copier. Tell me where your applying and I'll send it right out!'
Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.
'My answering service tells me you called about a job back in July.'
'...it may be advisable to think of a referee other than your mother.'
'...the job is so much harder when you don't know what you are doing.'
"Where do you see yourself ten year from now?"
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'I'm happy to report that the position has been narrowed down to you and 958 other people.'
'I have a deep commitment to my job - at least until I can find another one.'
"I remember we used to talk in the staff room about Unions, and what the point of membership was..."
Serious Job search
NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'
"I can't go job hunting. I don't have a permit."