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"I don't really know how to tell you this, sweetheart, so I'm just going to come right out and say it: Your goldfish ran away."
"I want out, Laura."
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"I don't do windows."
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"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."
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"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."
"Look, I know you and I have had our differences, but can we at least agree that the goldfish is pointless?"
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"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."
"Damn it. He's got a moat."
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A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish
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Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.
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'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'
"It's life in a fish bowl, …. What else can I say?"
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Gumball Machine Fishbowl
"You can be anything you want to be - no limits."
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"And just how exactly would you be getting to ...'s party."
"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."
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'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'
"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."
"My pets found out they were adopted."
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Cats drinking cocktails
"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."