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The most embarrassing day in the history of the Swiss army.
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"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."
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"And a hef pond good sirloin for my boy, Sergeant Koppleman."
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"You have the right to one hands-free phone call."
"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"
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"Attention!...Where's Private Zinger?"
'By the way, what are we in line for?'
"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"
'At ease, soldier.'
"Sorry boys but you're not cut out for this man's Army!"
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Captain Obvious early in his career.
Military sergeant coming up on a private juggling grenades
The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around
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"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"
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'I keep yelling at my privates.'
'The M.O.D. says you're fired!'
'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'
'How can you make so many mistakes when there's only 2 option...LEFT or RIGHT?'
'Everyone is getting up on time now that we've switched to vuvuzela for reveille.'
'I bet Private O'Brien won't misplace the company flag again, eh, Sarge?'
'When I ordered you to clean the john with a toothbrush, I didn't mean an electric one!'
'This recruit thinks he can make the enemy die laughing.