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Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.
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'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'
"You can be anything you want to be - no limits."
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"My pets found out they were adopted."
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"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."
'Of course there's no one else!'
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"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
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"I want the whole package - the little bowl, the colored pebbles, the plastic castle."
Goldfish with Square Bubbles
Fish trying to get food.
'They speak fish!'
'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'
'We're gonna need an accountant.'
'I told him not to install central air.'
"You and your 'extreme sports'."
'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'
'Of course it's not a load-bearing wall!'
'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'
'What's our ETA?'
"So....if you didn't open the book, and I didn't open th book..."
'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'
"Yeah, Carl...awesome cannonball. Happy now?"