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"Hold on, I'm coming to a tunnel."
Tags:driving, driver, drivers, public transport, train, trains, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, phone call, phone calls, fish, fishes, fish tank, fish tanks, fish bowl, fish bowls, tunnel, tunnels, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, pet fish, fish owner, fish owners
"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."
Tags:bird, birds, pet bird, pet birds, bird owner, bird owners, fish, pet fish, goldfish, fish owner, fish owners, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, recovery, signs of recovery
A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish
Tags:pet, pets, goldfish, fish, pet fish, dead fish, dead pet, dead pets, funeral, funerals, pet funeral, pet funerals, viking funeral, viking funeral, flushing goldfish, toilet, toilets, overkill, overdo, overdone, unnecessary, cremate, cremation, cremated, norse funeral, norse funerals, funeral pyre, funeral pyres
'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'
Tags:goldfish, fish, pet fish, aquarium, aquariums, goldfish bowl, short term memory, bad memory, no short term memory, forget, forgetting, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, maga, make america great again, election, elections, election slogan, election slogans, shocking, shocking news
'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'
"Miss Smith, have Ernesto and Florence come back from lunch yet?"
Tags:ignorance, ignorant, stupid, stupidity, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, cardboard, placeholder, place holder, unreasonable, request, childish, immature, stupid, stupidity, stuck, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, p.a, p.a., accident, accidents, accidental, silver spoon, fish, fish bowl, fishes, lunch, on lunch, out to lunch, goldfish, gold fish, goldfish bowl, pet, pets, pet fish
"Relax. Even in a recession, people need rare tropical fighting fish."
Tags:recession, the recession, financial crash, the financial crash, economic crash, the economic crash, stock market crash, the stock market crash, aquarium, aquariums, tropical fish, rare tropical fish, fish shop, pet, pets, pet fish, essential, essentials, optimistic, optimism, false hopes, fighting fish, false hope
Goldfish with Square Bubbles
"So! You've devoured your mate! Well, good for you, Olga, honey!"
"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."
Tags:fish, pet fish, goldfish, fish bowl, goldfish bowl, fish tank, fish tanks, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, marooned, disposable, disposability, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces
"I've been thinking about getting a snail."
'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'
"You keep everything bottled up inside."
Tags:fish, fishes, pet fish, fish bowl, fish bowls, fish tank, fish tanks, emotion, emotions, emotional, bottle up, bottling, bottling up, reserved, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, emotional development, emotional baggage, frustration, frustrations
'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'
Cat eyes up cocktail olive.
"Do you ever wonder who feeds them?"
'He's happy. He's even wagging his tail.'
"So....if you didn't open the book, and I didn't open th book..."
"Yeah, Carl...awesome cannonball. Happy now?"
"Oh no! Did you leave the People Magazine crossword puzzle where the fish could see it?!"
Tags:crossword puzzle, crossword puzzles, crossword, crosswords, gossip magazine, gossip magazines, magazine, magazines, toxic, toxicity, mag, mags, goldfish, goldfishes, fish tank, fish tanks, fishtank, fishtanks, aquarium, aquariums, fishbowl, fishbowls, fish bowl, fish bowls, fish-bowl, fish-bowls, wordgame, wordgames, word game, word games, pet, pets, pet fish, pet fishes
"You want to take some omega-3? You ARE omega-3."
I think it's time somebody changed our water!