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"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."
Tags:droppings, business, businessmen, coworker, coworkers, accident, accidental, pooped, number two, feces, crap, toilet, toilets, toilet humour, toilet humor, what happens in vegas stays in vegas, what happens here stays here, confidential, secret, secretive, poop joke, poop jokes, weird, embarrassed, embarrassing, accident, accidents, toilet trained, toilet training, nappy, nappies
"Hand over the sandwich or I'll crap on your parents."
Tags:seagull, seagulls, gull, gulls, threat, threats, threatening, threaten, threatens, bread, sandwich, sandwiches, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, pooping, bird poop, bird droppings, droppings, scare, scares, scaring, scary, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
Fruit Cake Production Line.
"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"
National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).
"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, women, men, man, woman, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassed, first date, couple, couples, love, romance, romantic, plot twist, bird poop, droppings, dirty hair, bird, birds, animal, animals, feces, faeces, poo, bad hair day, insult, insulted
"Wait for it...waaait for it..."
We've got to cut the drugs budget somehow.. now pass me the bat droppings!
'Look! There's more. I'm tellin' ya...we have mice.'
'Well, this would explain all those droppings we've been finding.'
"Judging by the size and frequency of these droppings, we've found the campaign trail."
Tags:campaign trail, campaign trails, cowboy, cowboys, election, elections, election campaign, election campaigns, voter, voters, vote, votes, election trail, election trails, voting, politician, politicians, presidential race, presidential races, dropping, droppings, us history, american history, u.s. history, trail, trails, wilderness
Umbrella salesman outside the bird house.
'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'
"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."
'If I was a bird - do you know who I'd poop on first?'
Where Jelly Beans Come From...
'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'
Tags:hunt, hunter, hunters, hunts, hunted, hunting, tracks, track, tracking, tracker, trackers, fresh droppings, droppings, dropping, evidence, deer, proof, obvious, proved, proves, predator, predators, prey, follow, following, find, finding, found, just behind, right behind, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.
Tags:distract, distraction, distractions, distracted, senator, senators, mesmerizing, speech, speeches, push, pushes, pushed, pushing, button, buttons, confetti, balloon, balloons, bengal, tiger, tigers, drop, drops, dropped, dropping, droppings, accident, accidentally, inadvertently, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Cuckoo clock poops on man's shoulder.
"Here. This is for your reindeer. I don't want to be building brown snowmen this year!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, christmas, winter, snow, snowman, snowmen, noel, yuletide, festive season, kris kringle, reindeer, christmas eve, droppings, clean up, cleans up, clean up after yourself, cleaning up after yourself, chore, chores, nuisance, nuisances, fouling, holiday season, brown snow
Dr. Rashid Zeineh - Inventor of stealth technology.
'How typical. I'm gonna score a direct hit and none of my friends are here to see it...'
"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"
Tags:litter, littering, litterer, litterers, litters, rubbish, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dropping, droppings, poo, poos, fouling, dog park, dog parks, crimes, criminal, criminals, dog mess, social problem, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, public nuisance, public nuisances
Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.
Small feral human poops on large anthropomorphized bird.