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'So, for the next three months while your brain is healing, one of our neurology volunteers, Karl, will be helping you think.'
"We find that when we damage the part of the brain that contains ethical boundaries, the patient becomes much more adept at screwing people."
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"What happened to the brain surgeon I married?"
'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'
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'Nothing at work ever seems to upset you, Mike. How do you manage that?' 'Easy! I try to keep a positive attitude, visualize success and practice healthy self-talk. And that pre-frontal lobotomy I had last year really helps, too!' 'I suppose it does.'
'This new device converts brain waves to sound.'
"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."
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'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'
"Hey, c'mon. This isn't brain surgery."
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'I probably won't be asked to be the first brain donor.'
"This coconut represents your head."
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"Don't use any big words for a few weeks."
'Left brain dominance - 'Right brain dominance'
"It's not that complicated. Just give the man a haircut. It ain't brain surgery."
"I was going to sue the neurosurgeon, but then he changed my mind."
'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'
Brain surgery sneeze - 'Gesundheit...!'
'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'
'It's a no-brainer.'
His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.
'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'
J. Matthew Ruskin, M.D. The clown prince of neurosurgery
'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'
"Amateur psychologist, maybe. Amateur psychiatrist, not likely. But amateur brain surgeon..."
Neurosurgery correspondence school diploma on the wall of a surgery center.