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'Don't worry, lightning never strikes in the same place twice.'
"Don't sit there. Everyone who's ever sat there has died of boredom."
'So much for the luck of the Irish!'
Tags:leprechaun, leprechauns, pot of gold, pots of gold, irs, inland revenue service, luck, lucks, lucky, unlucky, bad luck, good luck, hard luck, ireland, irish, irony, ironic, arrest, arrests, arresting, arrested, gold, golds, pot, pots, owe, owes, owing, owed, money, moneys, cash, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"What a day!"
The Shnorrer's Shnorrer
"Gee, we have had the most awful luck with this room!"
Tags:bad luck, awful luck, curse, curses, cursed, hotel room, hotel rooms, homicide, homicides, murder, murders, murder victim, murder victims, bad room, bad rooms, room, rooms, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, blame, blames, blaming, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, superstitiousness, luck, lucky, unlucky
Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??
'As it turned out, I was in the group that received nothing but a placebo the whole time.'
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, food, chinese food, chinese cuisine, meal, meals, eating, dining, eating out, dining out, fortune cookie, fortune cookies, fortune, fortunes, misfortune, luck, bad luck, paper fortune, paper fortunes, future, prediction, predictions, prophecy, prophecies, pessimistic, dire, dark, death, fortunetelling, fortune-telling, threat, threats, threatening, foreboding, superstition
"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
Tags:bear market, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzly bears, bear markets, annoyed, annoy, annoying disappointed, disappoint, unlucky, bad luck, bull market, drop, stock market, stock markets, stocks, share, shares, invest, investing, invests, tumbling, crisis, stockmarket, stock market crash, stockmarket crash, crash, crashes, pun, puns, visual pun
"Attention, please, Mr. Lyle Ferguson. As a result of equipment failure at the Cos Cob power station, your train will not be running at all tonight."
Tags:weather, rain, raining, shower, showers, pouring, pour, following, follow, chase, chasing, bad luck, luck, bad day, day days, misfortune, man, men, running, running away, meteorology, meteorologist, meteorologists, forecast, forecasting, forecasts, prediction, predictions, predicting, local, why me
'...I can accept that bad things sometimes happen to good people. What drives me nuts is how all the good things always seem to happen to people I can't stand!'
"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, evil kids, evil children, horror, scary, evil, pet, pets, animal, animals, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, dead pet, dead pets, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, murder, murders, killing, killings, serial killers, psychopath, psychopaths, psychopathy, mental health, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, suspicious, suspicious deaths, bad luck, unlucky
"Oh, good, they're in."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, for sale, sign, sign, signage, home, homes, house, houses, buying a home, buying a house, selling a house, selling a home, flood, flooding, flooded, buyer, buyers, seller, sellers, showing, showings, open house, open houses, viewing, viewings, boat, boats, rowboat, rowboats, rowing, bad luck, bad weather, natural disaster, natural disasters
Black cat avoids walking under a ladder to avoid bad luck.
'Why do I always attract the mad cows?'
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"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."
"This is an unfortunate time to run aground."
The Mummy's Curse.
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'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'
"Any time Christmas falls on the full moon—we've got problems!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, elf, elves, reindeer, santa's workshop, the north pole, horror, fantasy, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, werewolf, werewolves, full moon, full moons, bad luck, problem, problems, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve
1986 is my year
"Is it my fault he guessed the wrong hand?"
Tags:business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, manager, managers, executive, executives, beggar, beggars, choose a hand, pick a hand, guessing, guess, guessed, guess work, poverty, wealth divide, wealth gap, unlucky, bad luck, unluckiness, fired, firing, fire, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, made redundant, canned, can, canning, sack, sacked, sacking, getting the sack, laid off, laid-off, laying off, laying-off