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Desert Island Game
Tags:maroon, marooned, at sea, lost at sea, desert, desert island, island, islands, stereotype, visual gag, game, games, arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, whack, mole, whack a, mallet, hammer, castaway, castaways, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, entertained, entertainment, fun and games, classic game, classic games
"Not a chance - you go try out for The New This Old House by yourself."
Tags:hammer, hammers, nail, nails, tool, tools, construction, home improvement, home improvement show, home improvement shows, house flipping, house flipper, house flippers, show, shows, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, tryout, tryouts, audition, auditions, casting call, casting calls
Thor's Other Tools
Tags:thor, germanic mythology, lightning god, god of lightning, god of thunder, thunder god, builder, builders, handy man, handy me, handy-man, handy-men, handyman, handymen, hammer, hammers, thors hammer, thor's hammers, tool, tools, spirit level, spirit levels, tape measure, tape measures, caulk gun, caulk guns, caulking guns, sealing gun, sealing guns, carpentry, carpenter, carpenter, diy tools, diy
"Dear God, Thank you for the nice commandments."
Tags:moses, bible, exodus, old testament, god, ten commandments, commandment, commandments, engrave, engraving, chisel, hammer, carve, carving, letter, letters, thank you letter, thank you letters, thank you note, thank you notes, thank you, thanks, thankful, grateful, thank god, polite, manners, good manners, dear god
"Hand me my claw hammer."
"It advanced the technology, but it's not a game changer."
"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"
"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"
"Take my advice, pal. Drink up and get out of here."
'Wait, I have a coupon for $500,000 off that hammer.'
'Get in the game, Emmett! It's crunch time!'
Tags:mallet, mallets, hammer, hammers, hockey stick, hockey sticks, crunch time, crunch times, violent sport, violent sports, substitute, substitutes, secret weapon, secret weapons, hockey player, hockey players, hockey game, hockey games, coach, coaches, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Someday I'll catch you without your mallet, little man."
Tags:judge, judges, judgement, judicial, judiciary, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legals, legalism, threat, threatened, threatening, little man, legality, mallet, mallets, hammer, hammers, jury, juror, jurors, juries, persecute, persecution, persecutor, criminal, court, courts, courthouse, courtroom, court battle
"It used to be enough to just stop. Now I need to stop and take an aspirin."
Tags:headache, headaches, cure, cures, curing, remedy, remedies, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, stop, stops, stopping, hammer, hammers, bump, bumps, bumping, checkup, checkups, doctor, doctors, family doctor, family doctors, paracetamol, acetaminophen, ibuprofen, tablet, tablets, pill, pills, pill popper, pill poppers, pill popping
The first Dermatologist.
Tags:dermatologist, dermatologists, skin, skins, skin doctor, skin doctors, doctor, doctors, hammer, hammers, mallet, mallets, mole, moles, whack, whacks, hit, hitting, hammering, pain, painful, first, caveman, cavemen, help, helping, helper, hospital, hospitals, care, caring, carer, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Sorry, I'm a little jumpy - when you're a nail, everything looks like a hammer."
Tags:nail, nails, hammer, hammers, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, jumpy, jumpiness, corporate environment, corporate environments, anxiety, anxious, anxiousness, anxieties, tool, tools, toolkit, toolkits, tool kit, tool kits, paranoid, paranoia, paranoias, persecution, persecutions, persecution complex, persecution complexes
"She took the house, the money, the Mercedes, and the Rottweiler. Then she took a hammer and busted the still."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, ex, exes, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, house, houses, money, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, dog, dogs, animal, animals, pet, pets, rottweiler, rottweilers, custody, alimony, hammer, hammers, broken, broke, busted, still, stills, distilling, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drinks
Another successful session of conflict resolution.
'I can tell a lot about a man just by looking at his nails!'
'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'
A hammer sits in front of his hunting trophies
'What on earth are you doing?'
I have a feeling that boy only wants one thing from our daughter.
Emergency Hipster Beard