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"No, I don't know anything about a burglary, but - hey! - it's great to know you guys are out there and on the job!"
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"Oh, sure, it's stolen, but now we have to get on with our lives."
Bookshop thief helping himself to 'How To Help Your Self' book.
'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'
"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."
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'The criminals round here are really blatant!'
'$10 and you're lucky to get that. This stuff was stolen from here last night.'
'Sure, I'll buy a watch. You take plastic?'
"Nice ring. You sure it ain't hot?"
"Get your knockoff pretzels."
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'Car stereo, forty bucks. Make it fifty and I'll throw in the car.'
Once a month, Barb sold off all the items her kid's buddies left at her house.
'You won first prize at the 2010 national science fair?'
'Me? I'm a sculptor. I work with found objects, some of which occasionally fall into the category of stolen jewelry.'
'None of this stuff is yours.'
"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."
"Excuse me, has this seat been taken?"
'I hope you've reviewed your consumer practice to ensure fairness and honesty at all times...'
'In true pirate tradition all of our sails are made entirely from stolen hotel towels.'
'Sorry it's cold. When you asked for hot pizza, I thought you meant stolen.'
'Of course my suits are off-the-rack. They're stolen.'
'Sally,there's significant speculation that some of the seashells sold from your seaside seastore are supposedly stolen,'
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'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'
'Oh, he's on ebay again, trying to sell a case of white correction fluid he pilfered from the office back in 1984.'