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The Adventures of Break-O-Man
The night they invented champagne.
Tags:champagne, sparkling wine, wine, wines, fine wine, fine wines, brewer, brewers, copyright, copyrights, copyright law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, patent, patents, patent law, patent laws, champagnes, toast, toasts, toasting, celebration, celebrations, celebrate, monk, monks, trappist, trappists, brewer, brewers, brewing, wine seller, wine sellers
"Here's to missing the big picture."
"To the better mousetrap."
"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."
Toaster and Bread at the Park.
Tags:park, parks, toaster, toasters, sliced bread, sliced breads, toast, toasts, toasting, swing, swings, swing set, swing sets, playground, playgrounds, play ground, play grounds, play-ground, play-grounds, kid, kids, childhood, swinging, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, dad, dads, mom, moms, mum, mums
"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."
Tags:food, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, fruit, fruits, tomato, tomatoes, carrot, carrots, juice, juices, raw, raw juice, raw juices, healing power, healing powers, healing, power, powers, health, healthy, eating healthy, healthy diet, fitness, toast, toasting, cheers, drink, drinks, drinking, nutrition, vitamins, nutrients, nutritious, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, trendy
"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."
White, rye, whole wheat or an English muffin.
"My goal as a young man was to make accounting accessible to the masses. Thank god I failed."
"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, ceremony, ceremonies, reception, receptions, wedding reception, wedding receptions, party, parties, bride, brides, groom, grooms, speech, speeches, wedding speech, wedding speeches, toast, toasts, toasting, cutting the cake, wedding cake, wedding cakes, cake, cakes, budget, budgets, frugal, expensive, wedding cost, wedding costs, wedding planning, wedding planner, wedding planners, event planner, event planners, penny-wise, under budget, money, thank, thanking, grateful, thankful
"To Hillary - and politicians without borders!"
'Hey French toast! My bread brothers! You wouldn't believe all the lies I've heard about you.'
"Hold on-I think you got my toast."
"Lockhart, when everyone touched glasses at lunch, why didn't you touch mine?"
"To representation without taxation!"
Tags:no taxation without representation, taxation without representation, libertarian, libertarians, small government, small governments, toast, toasting, bar, bars, elite, elites, elitist, taxation is theft, tax, taxes, taxed, taxation is slavery, money, drink, drinking, drinks, raise a glass, democracy, government, governments, political philosophy, laissez faire, laissez-faire, wealthy, executive, executives
"I'm not losing a daughter-I'm getting rid of a daughter."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, adult child, adult children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, father-daughter relationship, father-daughter relationships, marriage, marriages, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, reception, receptions, party, parties, speech, speeches, father of the bride, father-of-the-bride, toast, toasts, toasting, losing, getting rid of, good riddance, thankful, grateful, empty nest, empty nester, empty nesters
"Don't encourage him."
Tags:encourage, encourages, toaster, toasters, toast, toasts, toasting, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, give, gives, giving, donate, donates, donating, donation, donations, charitable donation, charitable donations, tin cup, tin cups, beg, begs, beggar, begging, charity, charities, homeless, homeless person, homeless people
"To our divorces—powerful tools of capital formation."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, ex, exes, divorcee, divorcees, former, previous, restaurant, restaurants, toast, toasts, toasting, cheers, woman, women, powerful, tool, tools, money, wealth, riches, finances, capital, capital formation, assets, personal finances
"To my wife of fifteen years —arguably the best of my many perks."
A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
Tags:toaster, toasters, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, bread, stunt man, stunt men, tightrope, tight ropes, walker, walkers, circus act, circus acts, high wire, risk, risks, risky, balance, balancing, balancing act, balancing acts, balance beam, gymnast, gymnasts, gymnastics, toast, toasting
'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'
"I've been tanning!"