Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
For Your Dining Pleasure
Tags:food, foodie, foodies, menu, menus, food pairing, food pairings, pairing, pairings, meal, meals, contradiction, contradictions, incongruity, incongruities, absurdity, absurd, dichotomy, dichotomies, juxtaposition, dissonance, discordance, discord, disharmony, class, class divide, class division, class divisions, class, class difference, upper class, lower class, middle class, filet mignon, frankfurter, hot dog, haute cuisine, lobster tails, chicken wing, caviar, bologna, class distinctions, oligarch, oligarchs
'Doubles are easy. When they serve, just charge the net.'
Tags:tennis, player, players, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, serve, serves, serving, service, services, double, doubles, partner, partners, charge, charges, charging, charged, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidated, pair, pairs, paired, pairing, pairings, team sport, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"What wine goes best with vodka?"
The Complete Cycle.
'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'
'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'
'I want to build something meaningful together.'
'Simple rule of thumb; if it tries to eat us, serve with red. If it runs away from us, a white.'
'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'
A Milk Pairing Guide
'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'
Tags:gutenberg, johannes gutenberg, gutenberg bible, gutenberg bibles, inventor, inventors, inventions, invention, printing press, printing presses, printer, printers, new technology, new technologies, bookcase, bookcases, book case, book cases, first, firsts, pairing, pairings, symbiosis, symbiotic relationship, symbiotic relationships
"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"
"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."
Tags:burgundy, wine, wines, wine lover, wine lovers, red wine, presume, presumes, presumption, presumptions, snob, snobs, snobbery, connoisseur, connoisseurs, wine lover, wine lovers, wine drinker, wine drinkers, alcohol, pairing, pairings, snooty, elitist, elitists, upper class, upper classes, aristocrat, aristocrats, aristocratic
"It's for you."
"Sorry sir, if you take the record player, you must take the dog."
'I sure hope this pairs well with what they're serving.'
'But sir, you asked the dating service to provide an affectionate companion capable of long term friendship.'
'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'
'I ordered the fish for dinner. Take that back and bring me a white.'
'What wine do you recommend with Valium?'
'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'
'I picked up an interesting sounding wine to go with the roast. Have any of you folks ever heard of Kahlua?'