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'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'
"It's bee fifty years. I guess you really can't compare apples to oranges."
Trump or Creamsicle?
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Man standing in front of a vending machine for cold drinks
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"You're accidentally debriefing a bowl of mushy oranges and dead canaries."
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"Hard to believe it's already Fall."
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Trump Kills it at the UN
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Wait, is this a still life or are we on a date?
'You should put some more lotion on sweetie... you're starting to peel!'
'How can I be sure I'm getting 100% orange juice?'
Orange Fake King
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Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice
'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'
"I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements."
"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."
'I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements'
The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."
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'I see the marching season's over for the year.'