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"I don't do windows."
Tags:snail, snails, window, windows, sea snail, sea snails, sea-snail, sea-snails, goldfish, goldfishes, gold fish, gold fishes, gold-fish, gold-fishes, pet, pets, aquarium, aquariums, fishbowl, fishbowls, shell, shells, privacy, private life, privateness, fish bowl, fish bowls, fish-bowl, fish-bowls
'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'
"I want the whole package - the little bowl, the colored pebbles, the plastic castle."
'We're gonna need an accountant.'
'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'
"I don't know why but this place just gives me the creeps."
Aquarium Religious Ceremonies
Tags:aquarium, aquariums, fish-tank, fish-tanks, fish tanks, goldfish, fishes, goldfishes, gold fishes, worships, religious ceremony, religious ceremonies, fish, fish tank, gold fish, religion, god, prayer, worship, ceremony, ceremonies, sacrament, church, priest, preacher, pastor, rabbi, congregation, extra crispy, pet, pets, fish owner, fish owners
"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"
"Laugh? I almost s**t myself."
"It wouldn't be so bad living here if I would stop running into my ex all the time."
'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'
"I think the ants are mooning me again."
'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'
'I've had a rough day. I wish I could go out for a drink!'
Tags:bad day, bad days, rough day, rough days, office job, office jobs, goldfish, goldfishes, gold fish, gold fishes, pet, pets, drunk, drunks, drink, drinks, fishbowl, fishbowls, fish bowl, fish bowls, fish tank, fish tanks, aquarium, aquariums, fish tank, fish tanks, drinking your sorrows, drowning your sorrows
'Are you going to eat that last flake?'
Tags:fish, fish bowl, fish bowls, fish tank, fish tanks, fishes, aquarium, aquariums, pet, pets, goldfish, gold fish, goldfishes, gold fishes, gold-fish, gold-fishes, pet, pets, pet fish, pet fish, pet goldfish, pet goldfishes, fish food, fish foods, flake, flakes, table manners, manners, polite, politeness, impolite, good manners, table etiquette, dinner etiquette
'I'm just curious. In what alternate universe did you expect that to go well?'
'We'll just blame it on the fish.'
Throwing a surprise party proved difficult in the fish bowl.
"Some people are dog people. Some are cat. I'm a fish person."
'I thought dinner was going so well!'
Tags:suicidal, death wish, death wishes, first date, first dates, love life, love-life, bad impression, bad impressions, first impression, first impressions, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, goldfish, goldfishes, gold fish, gold fishes, fish tank, fish tanks, fish bowl, fish bowls, aquarium, aquariums
"We thought he might like a pet."
Tags:brain, brains, neurologist, neurologists, lonely, goldfishes, gold fish, gold fishes, fish, fishes, neurology, loneliness, goldfish, jar, scientist, scientists, experiments, experiment, research, lonely, isolation, friendship, scientist, companionship, companions, companion, pet, pickled, formaldehyde
'They're very easy to care for. They're plastic.'
'I really feel sorry for that guy, spending day after day in that little globe.'